Today, I brought up the subject of marriage with my boyfriend. His response was to shoot me with a nerf gun and laugh. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at a paintball match, my boyfriend shot me between the legs and asked, "Still want kids now?" FML
Today, I shot my boyfriend in the balls by mistake, twice. First it was a paintball gun I was using with my nephew, then it was a slingshot I use to scare away the bird who keeps eating fish from my pond. He is now sat icing his groin acting like I did it on purpose. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I had an appointment for laser hair removal. He responded by making "pew pew" noises and pretending to shoot my underarms. He's 28. FML
Today, while walking downstairs to go to work, I turned the corner and my boyfriend pulled a gun on me. Apparently, he forgot I was there. FML
Today, I played an intense paintball match, with me and my friends versus my boyfriend and his buddies. When we won, my boyfriend went mental and said he only lost because of "lag". When I pointed out we weren't in a video game, he reacted by firing a paintball straight into my chest. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he didn't believe in marriage. His response was, "I believe in marriage. Just not marriage with you." FML
Today, I proposed to my boyfriend. He laughed at me and said that proposing is a man's job, not a woman's. FML
Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 10 years has a beloved wife and a gun. I never even knew he was married or that he packed heat; others outed him. His response is not one of remorse but of self-righteousness and being outright mean to me, especially fun given my dad just died, and my uncaring mom attacks me for not supporting genocide. FML
Today, my boyfriend crossed a line with his bullshit "jokes". At dinner, he once again annoyed my dad by insisting that the "AR" in "AR-15" means "assault rifle". My dad is an NRA gun nut, so he finally blew up and told him that he was going to "AR his nuts if he didn't quit fucking with him." FML
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PrincessCastiel 27
It's nerf or nothing
obelisk_43055 6
He seems immature
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obelisk_43055 6
He seems immature
C0M1C4L 9
lol why do you judge someone after reading 2 sentences
imabumtbh 4
I thumbed up your comment. Sorry for the accident.
wcc7777777 5
#21: he shot her with a nerf gun after laughing about a matter that she wants to talk about
OctoDope 15
And did he just have a nerf gun armed and ready or did he sprint to his armory and select the gun that says, 'When hell freezes over'
challan 19
#21 this is fml... all we do is judge.
jazzy_123 20
1, or maybe he was just having a little fun...? Boys will be boys x)
FangirlingAlways 14
Sure you want to spend the rest of your life with this kid, OP?
MrsDruidess 23
who knows OP could be 19. . . but if not and you are in your late 20s, dump his childish ass. He's not going to change.
SThompson90 7
You're right. OP should find a nice dull boring man that only concerns himself about bills and mortgages instead of someone who can make her smile and keep things new and exciting in the relationship.
miss_mercy 15
Being willing to talk about something with your SO is not boring, it is considerate. On the same note, shooting them with a nerf gun is not "new" or "exciting", it is very immature.
PrincessCastiel 27
It's nerf or nothing
SThompson90 7
Nothing say "No" like a headshot.
OctoDope 15
And, 'I want sex' like a well placed crotch shot
ohio53 6
"Nerf or nothing", That's what Obama says
SThompson90 7
I don't remember the Obama Party being endorsed by Nerf
ilovesceneguys 7
He's a keeper! Sounds like fun! Are you guys still together.. Because if not...
ChrisK81 7
Haha
zahra_786 19
Maybe it's best to let him grow up a little first then :P
C0M1C4L 9
shut up. you are never too old for nerf
tomwantssnow 14
That's true, but if he can't handle a serious conversation then he is not ready
zahra_786 19
I agree, nerf is awesome. .but maybe not as a reply to a marriage talk :p
Warmonger_Smurf 29
It's nerf or nothing!
PrincessCastiel 27
Lol too late (Already posted that)
Nordrag 26
I hate when comments like this get thumbed down. He was barely later. So most likely the first one hadn't been there when he started typing his.
murdersquirrel 15
yeah, 1 minute apart and it's more annoying that the chick that posted it first came to call out the person that posted it second.
rob02 19
probably not ready for that then
chevygirl23 17
She probably shouldn't ask him while he was holding a nerf gun anyways :p
guyingr33n 6
I shoot scary things with Nerf guns too. I thought everyone did?
RedPillSucks 33
Nah! we use real guns. But I guess that would be a little tragic for OP.
BVBarmy_girl 22
He must've got somewhat a nerf to do that!
ilovemsminaj 13
The scary thing is you either marry the person you date or break up and never see them again
snugglesMcGee199 23
This is irrelevant, but that is one of the most normal pictures I have ever seen of Nicki. She looks GOOD when she's not making a crazy face.
murdersquirrel 15
are you just figuring out that this is how relationships work? option #3 is "remain friends."
flashback.miss 28
How long have you two been together? shoot him with ice cold water :D
little_one1 14
Your profile picture makes me cringe every time I see it. D: