Today, I gave my 10-month-old the house keys to keep her busy. I locked the burglar gate and left the door open. She can walk, and she threw the keys outside the gate. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my one-year-old son locked me out of the house. I had no spare key and both him and my 4-month-old decided that was the perfect time to scream bloody murder. FML
Today, as I stepped out the door and heard it lock behind me, I realized I had forgotten both my keys and my baby inside. There's no other way in. FML
Today, I needed to grab something from the garage. As soon as the door closed, I heard a little click sound. My one-year-old seems to have figured out the door lock. FML
Today, I locked myself out and had to enter my house via the back door. Thinking I was an intruder, my 7-year-old daughter slammed a metal rake into the back of my head. Nice to know she can take care of herself. FML
Today, I left the door open while I went to the bathroom and my 11-month-old crawled in and then took off with my toilet paper. FML
Today, in a rush to get out of my house to go to a doctor's appointment, I closed the door behind me without having my house or car keys on me. Sadly, it took me less than a minute to break into my own house. FML
Today, I locked the door to our only bathroom so my two year old wouldn't get in and make a mess. I crapped my pants while trying to unlock it with the key that rests on the frame. FML
Today, I changed the locks on my apartment so my crazy ex girlfriend couldn't get in. I went to her house to return her house key. I accidentally gave her the key to my new locks, and can't find her old house key. Now I need her to come let me in to my own house. FML
Today, I came home after a long day at work to find the furniture in my living room had been rearranged by my mother-in-law. When asked how she got in, she told us she stole my husband's key and made herself a copy. She can now come here whenever she wants, unless I change the locks. FML
Today, I had to get into my house via the dog flap because my mom changed the locks. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
You should invest in some toys. And what makes this a very smart idea is that you can buy a set of toy keys! It's amazing what we thought of before the age of social media.
RichardPencil 32
C'mon, it's the 2020's. Giving babies keys to play with is so 20th century. You should have given her your phone!
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Comments (4)
BurnInDemonFire 39
You should invest in some toys. And what makes this a very smart idea is that you can buy a set of toy keys! It's amazing what we thought of before the age of social media.
RichardPencil 32
C'mon, it's the 2020's. Giving babies keys to play with is so 20th century. You should have given her your phone!
EBrogen 12
If that 10 month old is throwing keys far enough were you can't figure out how to retrieve them, the Yankees may be interested in helping you groom them for mlb.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Does your kid have no toys? They even make toy keys for crying out loud!