Today, I found out that my old roommate used to clean her goldfish bowl with my toothbrush. We lived together for six months. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML
Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML
Today, after our old roommate left because he was too dirty for us to live with anymore, we found out that our new roommate has "borrowed" our shampoo, towel, toilet paper, liquor, without replacing them. I wish we still only had to clean up. FML
Today, I realized that the "eyelash curling brush" that my best friend found in my old bathroom drawer was actually a stick used for cleaning food out of my sister's braces. I used that thing for years. FML
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
Today, my new roommate sent me a picture of our toothbrushes bristles touching with the caption "Look! I made them kiss!" FML
Today, I got caught shoplifting a toothbrush. I'm flat broke and my roommate used my old one to scrub out her cat's puke stains off the carpet. FML
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
Today, I got a new roommate after having a horrible relationship with the previous one. She seemed nice at first, until our first night together. She got completely wasted, spilled beer all over my bed, and blew chunks into my fish tank. FML
Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML
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Top comments
Orion1434 5
Something here seems fishy...
GoW_Chick 15
Wait, hold on a minute! Your roomates goldfish lived for six months? I can't get those damned things to survive a week.
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Comments (75)
maatildaa 0
Poor fish!
ILike_Dancing123 19
Thats so gross! Urghh cringe :O I wonder what else your room mate used of yours, to do tasks.
andrewsgirl2010 7
Tastes like tuna.
kb021 18
Hopefully you changed your toothbrush periodically during those six months, and then at least there wouldn't have been six months worth of fish-water built up on it. Either way its disgusting. FYL.
JuuChan 3
How did you find out? Did she randomly call you and say,"oh, btw, I used your toothbrush to clean all the fish crap outta the fish tank. You never suspected anything 'fishy?' hardy harharhrherrrf!"
br0ccoli 15
Common sense is dead. Chivalry is on life support. Your roommate is an idiot.
hateevryone 15
get a new roommate
dogpup4 23
OLD roommate.
flashback.miss 28
Ugh! That's sick.
Swiftly 0
Ok seriously, what is on your tongue? Did you lick the stove or something??
godhatesyou777 3
Wow you must of had some wierd ass breath...
fourthfloor 3
Very nice of your roommate to tell you the truth 6 months later so you can cringe in disgust thinking of all the times you used it while she was doing that. If she had shut up and you never noticed, at least you would be in ignorance bliss. I just hope she did not use it to clean anything else.