Today, I found out that my old roommate used to clean her goldfish bowl with my toothbrush. We lived together for six months. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML
Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML
Today, after our old roommate left because he was too dirty for us to live with anymore, we found out that our new roommate has "borrowed" our shampoo, towel, toilet paper, liquor, without replacing them. I wish we still only had to clean up. FML
Today, I realized that the "eyelash curling brush" that my best friend found in my old bathroom drawer was actually a stick used for cleaning food out of my sister's braces. I used that thing for years. FML
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
Today, my new roommate sent me a picture of our toothbrushes bristles touching with the caption "Look! I made them kiss!" FML
Today, I got caught shoplifting a toothbrush. I'm flat broke and my roommate used my old one to scrub out her cat's puke stains off the carpet. FML
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
Today, I got a new roommate after having a horrible relationship with the previous one. She seemed nice at first, until our first night together. She got completely wasted, spilled beer all over my bed, and blew chunks into my fish tank. FML
Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML
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Top comments
Orion1434 5
Something here seems fishy...
GoW_Chick 15
Wait, hold on a minute! Your roomates goldfish lived for six months? I can't get those damned things to survive a week.
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Comments (75)
fugazeeb 0
That's exactly what I thought! Wonder why all the thumbs down?
lauralavenderbab 0
Time to go to the dentist I'd say.
miniman524 0
gross. you're supposed to change your toothbrush atleast every 2 months.
Zacham 5
this is not true goldfish shit and piss almost non stop like their lives depended on it. and if that tank didn't have a filter it's water would have been putrid. if this would have occurred you would have been violently I'll all 6 of those months. a poorly kept goldfish bowle breeds salmonella.
jofratt99 0
Dafuq
freelikeabird4 4
Don't you know that you a supposed to change your toothbrush every 2-3 months?
DYL1001 3
EW! GROSS!
Crystal_RX 1
What did you do in revenge? Did you use hers to clean the toilet? Go for it!
Cooldude6158 22
KILL THE B*TCH
jen1097 25
Oh my god. You do realise that you could have gotten salmonella poisoning which could make you extremely sick..