Today, I found out that my new roommate likes to put candy on the floor, let ants crawl all over it, and eats it. Ants and all. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found ants all over my chocolate, but I'm so addicted that I just wiped them off and ate it anyway. FML
Today, my new room-mate moved in. She spent over an hour obsessively searching the place for god knows what kind of secret recording devices, and now aggressively demands that I taste-test all of her pre-prepared meals to make sure they're not poisoned. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment to see that my roommate had left out bread, deli meat, and cheese on the counter, so I made myself a sandwich. When she came back, she informed me that she found bugs in the fridge and took out all the food she thought would be contaminated. FML
Today, I moved into college and met my new roommate. Not fifteen minutes later, she had told me about the fungus on her feet, and what happens when she forgets to take her anti-psychotic medication, all while picking at her nose and eating the spoils. FML
Today, I woke up to my creepy new roommate licking my cheek. FML
Today, a colony of ants announced that they'd moved into my bedroom closet as I went to get dressed for work. FML
Today, when I got back to my dorm, I found a trail of ants trying to shove a dead roach into a power outlet. The front desk insists that there is no pest problem. FML
Today, I got a new roommate in the dorms. When I got back to my room, I could smell her feet before I even opened my door. FML
Today, I found thousands of ants in a secret nest in an unused corner of my apartment. They were feeding on the baking mix I forgot in a box from moving in two months ago, and the queen has been laying her eggs on my wireless router. FML
Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML
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Top comments
MDoremis 38
Mmm, protein.
sparkledoge 29
I didn't know Bear Grylls had a roommate !
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Comments (43)
RabbitOfAurora 28
Sure. Okay. But answer me this... Why?
KaylaTackett 18
WTF?
OrganicSistah 17
Ewww that's the nastiest thing I heard all day.
HylianBadger 21
Stuff like that really bugs me. Don't worry, I'll walk myself out.
Wildhippo 4
You have a good and free pest control
vandj8 9
Just when you think you've heard it all....
Odin1624 12
I'd say nows a good time to ask for a new roommate
QQue 3
One time I accidentally ate a lot of ants that were in my cereal without me knowing until I was halfway through the bowl. I have to admit they aren't as horrible as one might think, although its not like I'd eat them again.
manuwish 9
the issue must not be the culinary preferences of said roommate, the problem is, he's attracting ants into the apartment, they are hard to rid..conventional ant traps mean a whole dead colony somewhere in the walls or inaccessible cracks..yuck
ohSNAPyall 27
This is why your apartment is full of ants.