Today, I found out that my mom screams like a dying monkey while having sex. Even with my music turned up all the way, I can still hear her through our paper thin walls. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
Today, as if having to endure the noises of my parents having sex in the next room wasn't painful enough, my mom decided to shout, "Yeah! Like a horse!" I want to cry. FML
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML
Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, as always, my mom slams every door she closes. I faint when I hear loud sounds. FML
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, my mother is snoring so loud that I can still hear her with the door shut and with earplugs in. So much for sleep. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML
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Doortje 30
Did you try to rescue her with your super soaker?
thefallenoo 0
this just means you gotta do the same and scream next time so she realizes you can hear everything
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Comments (127)
attatood 8
Now you know the sounds being made during your conception!
Hide_Yo_Kids 0
*Fap Fap Fap*
mylifesucksserio 15
do something to make them stop e.g. turn on your home alarm system, scream out burglar, turn on car alarm, anything to make them stop.
shadow1917 0
I feel ur pain.. FYL lol
suprmn11 0
id tap your mom
mintcar 10
You know, you could always talk to her about keeping it down, as awkward as that may sound. If that doesn't work, try ear plugs. I'm unfortunately living in an all Freshmen dorm ( it was the only place that offered me a single) and ever since I started using earplugs, I've been able to restore my sanity. They really /do/work wonders. Give them a try.
SmallTownCutie 0
Sadly, my mom is the same way, and I can't say a thing about it, because she doesn't care. She's way too open about her sex life. I recommend good earbuds and loud metal music, OP.
roadkill223 0
Loud metal music can solve anything!
that_band_nerd 22
Except for deafness.....
agirlnamedlogan 5
I feel for you :( FYL
Chris19801012 0
get a life and move out of the basement. oh and you Timmy the moderator, **** you
DocBastard 40
Timmy the what now? Just a word of advice for you (since you appear to be new around here) - saying "**** you" to a moderator (fictional or otherwise) is generally unwise.
Sirin_fml 47
We use the term "automoderator" for people clicking "yes" and "no" in the public moderation system. It avoids confusion.
dt520 4
buy her a ball gag for her bday!
TheComputerGuy96 16
"Do you ever feel, feel so paper thin, like a house of cards, want to go caving in? You just gotta ignite, delight, and let it shine! 'Cause you are a firework!"