PPP
Elk Grove Village, United States
Today, I found out that my mom is doing a study and is keeping used pads in the freezer. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
wearyconsumer
Today, I threw out all the food in the freezer that my mom had been keeping since 2013. When she found out, she said, "frozen food doesn't go bad." FML
jannister
Bad Blankenburg, Germany
Today, my mom threw my tampons in the garbage and said that from now on, I'll be buying pads instead. Turns out she read a scare story going around by email that all the local teens are soaking their tampons in alcohol and inserting them anally to secretly get drunk. FML
Anonymous
Zittau, Germany
Suffer little chives
Today, I found out where the puddle in the basement came from. I thought the freezer was broken, but no. My mom is running what can only be called a death camp for vegetables in there. She buys them, then forgets about them until they turn liquid. FML
Anonymous
Costa Rica
Today, I found out that my mom goes through my garbage. I'm 25 and don't live with her. FML
missy
United States
Today, my mother told me she needed a urine sample to send in to the doctors to test for any allergies. I did what she had asked and went to my room. I came down stairs later and found her in the bathroom putting my pee on a pregnancy test stick. FML
Dammit...
United States
Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML
Anonymous
Contact
Today, I found out my mum has been using my electric shaver for several months to shave her pubes and underarms. FML
Immafail
Today, my mother decided to "help me" by throwing out the stack of papers on my desk. Unfortunately, those were all my notes for my final exams. FML
isucksomuch
Canada
Today, I found out my mother cleans the dishes with bathroom cleaning chemicals. She doesn't see anything wrong with this. FML
anonymous
United States
You never know
Today, my mom was going through the newspaper and cutting out coupons for me to use. She hands me two of them, one for tampons and the other for a pregnancy test, saying, "Well, you're gonna need one or the other this month." FML
Top comments
kingcaper817 14
Omg that is so disgusting I just hope it doesn't touch any of the food. I guess its your own bloody hell
randompizzaguy 17
Under no circumstance is that ever okay. Period.
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DoubleDosexo 12
It's just blood. which is mostly iron. You probably ate your own blood as a kid, scabs, or part of your cheeks on accident which you then probably bled and swallowed. yes, it shouldn't be near food, but were they out of a bag? some people, very few, eat their menstrual "fluid."
imwagdc 15
At first I thought "okay weird but not that bad" BUT then I reread keyword "USED". Might wanna buy yourself your own personal freezer
DaBayst 15
Don't eat the ice cream.
doctorhook86 25
My first though was, "How can she afford to keep all those iPads in the freezer?" Then I read more closely.
rainbowdonnareed 18
are they at least in ziploc bags? nasty and what study? you and dad need to put her in the nut house
alicealiveordead 13
Conclusion: no one cares about the results of that study and Stop it Mom, that's gross
KaneHunter 22
Ew! What the bloody hell is she studying!? I wouldn't eat from there anymore even if that's where most of my food is kept...
Nyterfly 4
Anyone want a menstrual cicle?
NopeFuckThat 7
Wow...time for take-out food?
CydH 8
ew that's so nasty