Today, I threw out all the food in the freezer that my mom had been keeping since 2013. When she found out, she said, "frozen food doesn't go bad." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I cleaned out the fridge for my mother. I didn't throw out a single thing that was less than a month past its expiration. Instead of thanks, she complained about everything that I threw away being still good, including a tub of butter that had been expired for two years. FML
Today, my mother decided to inform me that she doesn't believe canned food can have an expiry date and that the food is still okay to eat years after the 'supposed' expiry date. She's probably been cooking my dinner with expired food for over 17 years. FML
Some things last a long time
Today, my mom decided to clean out my freezer. She freaked out over a box of unbelievably expensive King crab legs that expired over five years ago. My PTSD kicked in and I explained that I got them for a special occasion three days before my girlfriend was diagnosed with lung cancer. I never got that special occasion. I hate me. FML
Today, I found out that my mom is doing a study and is keeping used pads in the freezer. FML
Today, I decided I would eat healthy in order to lose weight. Feeling powerful, I threw away all of the icecream in my freezer. An hour later, I picked the icecream carton out of the garbage and ate the entire half-melted carton. FML
Suffer little chives
Today, I found out where the puddle in the basement came from. I thought the freezer was broken, but no. My mom is running what can only be called a death camp for vegetables in there. She buys them, then forgets about them until they turn liquid. FML
Grown-ass man
Today, my mom got angry that I moved stuff in the freezer, and banned me from even opening it in future. I’m in my 30s, I fought in Iraq and Afghanistan, and now I've lost freezer privileges. FML
Never enough
Today, my grandmother has been complaining that I spend too much on food, so I started cooking food from scratch. I happily showed her my recipe book and encouraged her to try a few. She then mocked me for wasting time by not buying frozen food. FML
Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML
Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML
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praahe 10
She's right. As long as the food isn't opened and directly exposed to the cold air to get freezer burn, it won't go bad.
MyS3lf 24
While I'm sure your intentions were good, unless it's your house and your groceries that you paid for with your own money, that wasn't your call and it's not cool that you did that. If she cooks something you think is questionable, you don't have to eat it. It's that simple.
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CallMeMrFunny 0
Show her the "expiration date".
AShrikeStrikes 11
Your example is bad because you assume too many things, for example that it is a good freezer and the steak has been properly packaged before being frozen. Poorly packaged in a low quality freezer the steak would be ruined in 2 weeks. Given that we don't know the quality of the freezer, how the food was packaged, what type of food it was it could all be a horrendous inedible mess by now, sure it'd still be safe to eat but would you want to eat it if you had a choice - Obviously not.
Welshite 40
#6: If you had taken the time to read the other comments, you would have realized Baustigt said exactly what you are describing. Regardless, their example is perfectly acceptable.
AShrikeStrikes 11
Firstly he said expiration dates are irrelevant and they aren't they tell you when the food will start declining, which makes his statement flawed. Secondly any example based on flawed assumptions is a bad example, he's making an example based on his own freezer and assuming that's universal. #8 I was on a mobile with poor internet only able to read the first comment and replies which were loaded and therefore replied to that, regardless my point is still valid because he does contradict himself though. If you can't understand my point we'll have to agree to disagree because replying any further is a waste of time for both of us.
Welshite 40
I disagree that replying is a waste of time. Sharing information is the only cure for ignorance. There really is no such thing as a true expiration date. This is why most food products use a "best by" date. Those dates are irrelevant, anyway, especially when frozen and/or canned. This is what Baustigt was saying. I'm sorry you don't understand that. Also, are you not assuming his own assumptions? I've never heard of a working freezer incapable of keeping something frozen for longer than two weeks. It would be a total marketing disaster for the manufacturer if that was the case.
AShrikeStrikes 11
In the country I live freezers are graded by a star rating on frozen foods they have dates that indicate when a food will no longer retain the quality it was frozen at based on the freezers star rating. Having had a quick browse 1* freezers will keep the frozen meat I looked at for 2 weeks and a 3* is 6 months, these ratings are usually very accurate and therefore useful if you want to eat the food before the quality declines meaning it's not irrelevant. As I said previously of course the food is still edible after this date but with the declining quality over time would you choose to eat that instead of something new? I also find it interesting that you say I said the exact same things as Baustigt and then claim I don't understand what he's saying - you're contradicting yourself again. I may be making assumptions - people do incorrectly on the internet all the time, though I do think I'm not making assumptions because examples are made based on your own experiences and therefore logically when making a freezer based example it is based on his own experiences and therefore his own freezer. I don't know if you've ever seen children's miniature freezers, they're good for ice lollies for a while and that's about it but they're still classed as 1* freezers. You're wrong about canned goods though as you generalised and many acidic canned goods have a very definite best before date because they corrode the cans causing metals to leech into whatever it is.
fakedsincerity 32
jfc ashrikeshikes is the most enthusiastic person about frozen food i've ever met. perhaps consider a more fufilling hobby?
rissa5214 14
You are 100% incorrect. I work for a sausage manufacturer in the food safety department and I can tell you that a week after our stated code date, the food declined in quality. A MONTH after the code date the microbial counts are at ridiculously high and unsafe levels to eat.
bsshooter 14
did you assume my gender
Thor1012 28
hahaha assume your gender when has a little male logo beside your pic.. please!
WeirdUS 30
My mom is the same way she thinks that even if it's not opened it stays good continuously . Shes had open Sour cream in the fridge for 2 months and was hesitant to throw it out. FYL OP I hope you don't get food poisoning because of her habits.
Colon_Man 17
I bet you would have thrown Austin Powers away after a couple of years, too, OP. And, if you did that then Doctor Evil would have received his... ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
tamesenicole 27
Did you tell her that there's something called freezer burn?
EbyKat 16
Freezer burn affects the quality of the food not the food safety.
DumpsterKidd 3
Frozen food has a life span of another 6 months passed that "best by date:
polsen4273 8
You can eat extinct woolly mammoth that have been frozen for over ten thousand years
PapiiChuloo 4
Yes another 6 months, not 3 years.
Helldemon 32
Guess that 3 year old pound of hamburger meat that pretty much tasted fine albeit a little freezer burnt I ate was expired and completely bad then? Or the over 4 year old packed hamburgers?
MyS3lf 24
While I'm sure your intentions were good, unless it's your house and your groceries that you paid for with your own money, that wasn't your call and it's not cool that you did that. If she cooks something you think is questionable, you don't have to eat it. It's that simple.
Stuffaluffagus 25
Well that was pretty rude of you
Tsumetai_ 11
ugh my dad is the same way, there's stuff in the freezer that's probably 5-10 years old or more. for years i've been telling him we 'ran out' of the hutterite chicken we got a decade ago. (friend of his gave us like 20+ chickens) he doesn't look in the freezer and every so often i sneak stuff into the trash. but he had my brother drag a chicken out recently. no one wanted to cook or eat it, i said if my dad wants food poisoning go right ahead. eventually after sitting in the fridge for a week it got tossed. oh and to make things worse, we might've lost power, might've not, (we're not sure cause we were evacuated a month from our hometown back in May) so stuff that de-frosted and re-froze is no good anyways.
Kat_Kitten 5
Freeze a small container of water... once the ice is set, put something on top so that if the ice melts, it will sink down in and then even if it re-freezes you can tell.
Juls464 10
My grandma gave me opened unrefrigerated ranch from 2009
Bearsmomma 30
Absolutely something my grandma would do
lego_otter 9
If it makes you feel better my mom still has food from 2003 in our freezer