PPP
Elk Grove Village, United States
Today, I found out that my mom is doing a study and is keeping used pads in the freezer. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
wearyconsumer
Today, I threw out all the food in the freezer that my mom had been keeping since 2013. When she found out, she said, "frozen food doesn't go bad." FML
jannister
Bad Blankenburg, Germany
Today, my mom threw my tampons in the garbage and said that from now on, I'll be buying pads instead. Turns out she read a scare story going around by email that all the local teens are soaking their tampons in alcohol and inserting them anally to secretly get drunk. FML
Anonymous
Zittau, Germany
Suffer little chives
Today, I found out where the puddle in the basement came from. I thought the freezer was broken, but no. My mom is running what can only be called a death camp for vegetables in there. She buys them, then forgets about them until they turn liquid. FML
Anonymous
Costa Rica
Today, I found out that my mom goes through my garbage. I'm 25 and don't live with her. FML
missy
United States
Today, my mother told me she needed a urine sample to send in to the doctors to test for any allergies. I did what she had asked and went to my room. I came down stairs later and found her in the bathroom putting my pee on a pregnancy test stick. FML
Dammit...
United States
Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML
Anonymous
Contact
Today, I found out my mum has been using my electric shaver for several months to shave her pubes and underarms. FML
Immafail
Today, my mother decided to "help me" by throwing out the stack of papers on my desk. Unfortunately, those were all my notes for my final exams. FML
isucksomuch
Canada
Today, I found out my mother cleans the dishes with bathroom cleaning chemicals. She doesn't see anything wrong with this. FML
anonymous
United States
You never know
Today, my mom was going through the newspaper and cutting out coupons for me to use. She hands me two of them, one for tampons and the other for a pregnancy test, saying, "Well, you're gonna need one or the other this month." FML
Top comments
kingcaper817 14
Omg that is so disgusting I just hope it doesn't touch any of the food. I guess its your own bloody hell
randompizzaguy 17
Under no circumstance is that ever okay. Period.
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Comments (114)
devildog562 33
What the hell could she possibly be studying that we don't already know. That's gross as hell. Buy a cheap disposable freezer dry ice something else.
cjwayy 22
It's not the period blood that grosses me out because it's just blood and tissue, but any bodily fluid should not be kept with food X(
kerstileann 26
im guessing you havent read "cooking with semen" yet? yes its a real book. but i agree with you, its just gross :0
DianaFrances411 13
Must smell like death.
thinblue32 15
Oh that's nasty *Cleveland Voice*
ahippienamedrae 10
That is really sick
Narayan96 13
Time to buy a new fridge then
darlingdollie 24
That's very unappetizing Sorry you have to deal with that, OP That's disgusting
mustangbravo 27
Is it a study on weirdest things to place in the freezer?
ChelseaSmile001 15
How unsanitary. Sorry, OP!
Ki11erC 18
And this is one of those moments where I am so glad I don't live at home with parents lol