Today, my mother told me she needed a urine sample to send in to the doctors to test for any allergies. I did what she had asked and went to my room. I came down stairs later and found her in the bathroom putting my pee on a pregnancy test stick. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to go to the clinic for a physical. The nurse asked me for a pee sample; however, I had no urine to give. After 20 minutes of standing at the stall I was able to squeeze half a cup of pee. As I approached the sink to cover the sample, I somehow managed to drop it all over myself. FML
Today, my mother had to take a stool sample because she has been ill for several days. Curious, I eventually had to ask, "How did you intercept the poo before it got submerged in water?" She yelled from the other room, "You know that little plate with the red stripe?" I was eating off it. FML
Today, my mom came into my room, yelling at me about a pregnancy test that she found in my bathroom. My mom wouldn't believe me when I said it wasn't mine. Turns out my sister bought the test, threw it under my bathroom cabinet, and now she won't admit to the prank. She thinks this is hilarious. FML
Today, I took a pregnancy test. When I saw that the result was positive, I started crying and showed my mom. She burst out laughing and told me that I had taken an ovulation test. FML
Today, I had to get a urine analysis done for my doctor. I take medicine that makes me a little shaky sometimes. Guess who spilled their pee all over themselves while trying to put the lid on. FML
Today, after taking a pregnancy test and carefully disposing of all the evidence so no one would find out, I realized I left the receipt for it on the bathroom counter. I noticed too late as I watch my mom step out of the bathroom, and my step-father go in right after. FML
Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
Today, I went to the store to go buy a pregnancy test because my period was 7 days late. I get home, go into the bathroom, pull down my underwear, pee and come to find out I'd started my period when I looked at it after peeing on it. FML
Today, my mom forced me to take a drug test while she watched. I couldn’t do it due to nerves, so she grounded me because, "there's no way I would be nervous unless I was doing drugs." Nope, just a shy bladder. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a physical. I've been sitting in the doctor's bathroom for 10 minutes now, trying to think of how to tell him I accidentally tripped and spilled my urine sample on the carpet. FML
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Top comments
Hannah_fml 0
i totally thought it would have ended up as a drug test, not a pregnancy test.
Nuklear 0
clever.
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Nuklear 0
clever.
UnearthlyEnemy 9
Amen.
020266t 5
very clever. your moms a psycho scientist thing or whatever.
JennaJustLauqhed 0
OP ; I Don't Think Your Mom Trusts You Very Much...
ljesm14 1
So....are you?
money127 4
her mom just cares about her.
Kingrayer 0
**** that. thats so messed up. she should have just talked to you
TomPusslicker 21
OP....only give ur piss to your doctor and criminals for money lol
kachowak 0
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you crying bro?
ASHLEYbcddd 0
157... are you a girl.
Rico_Mal1116 0
Lol, I wondered the same thing!! ^^
MOSESRAISIN 0
i was wondering the same damn thing...
mickmac93 0
158... Do you sell it or just give it away?
amylee483 0
Sneaky little bitch. Ditto #2.
Hannah_fml 0
i totally thought it would have ended up as a drug test, not a pregnancy test.
111615 0
me too!
whoisthisgirl 4
me three lol
Humperdick 8
Me four!
ActionFearo 39
Me Fi... Nope, not gonna go there.
lolol182 4
damn. owned buy your mom she's a bitch
jjluv456 11
Lol I agree owned!
greenman_fml 0
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Even the possibility of premarital sex makes the Lord and me cringe. Your mother is doing the Lord's work. If she finds out you're pregnant, don't be surprised if she takes a hangar to your snatch while you're sleeping. Your Satanic ways will not go unscathed young blood.
xxKatieegurlxx 0
#6 are you on drugs if the lord was against sex b4 marrage wouldnt he be agaisnt killing it to? wow ur stupid and is taking a hanger to it "the lordswork to" no i dont think so
minimini902 0
lol sarcasm is hard to convey over the internetz
KASHMIR_fml 0
interWEBz hahaha
tflow14 0
and you're on fml judjing people?? lmao
docxxx 0
doing the lords work and killing someone's fetus are not the same. especially with a hanger. you are retarded and should die for that comment. that's so ****** up
wren415 0
lol, if this is sarcasm. But... If you're serious, you need therapy; because that sounds very serial-killer-esque.
TardxxxCake 4
And that is why I am an atheist. Stupid religious freaks like #6 drive me away from that religion crap.
ilovemeoke 0
it must feel nice to throw god in her face
MOSESRAISIN 0
maybe u should spend less time in church and more time in the real world.. ladys dont like that
unfriendafail 2
its religious fanatical morons like u that make this world suck so I wouldn't talk if I were u
nerdfighteria 7
165- It's just a joke. A really, really bad joke, but a joke all the same . . . I hope.
bettyc4 26
Atheist is a religion dur
JohnnyViola 0
Ditto #2. What a bitch. Edit: Jesus Christ. #6, you're out of your mind.
zoo_fml 0
veeeeeery smart but a total invasion of privacy..
lolol182 4
6- what the hell?
greenman_fml 0
DON'T TAKE THE LORD'S NAME IN VAIN