Today, I found out that my mom is doing a study and is keeping used pads in the freezer. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I threw out all the food in the freezer that my mom had been keeping since 2013. When she found out, she said, "frozen food doesn't go bad." FML
Today, my mom threw my tampons in the garbage and said that from now on, I'll be buying pads instead. Turns out she read a scare story going around by email that all the local teens are soaking their tampons in alcohol and inserting them anally to secretly get drunk. FML
Suffer little chives
Today, I found out where the puddle in the basement came from. I thought the freezer was broken, but no. My mom is running what can only be called a death camp for vegetables in there. She buys them, then forgets about them until they turn liquid. FML
Today, I found out that my mom goes through my garbage. I'm 25 and don't live with her. FML
Today, my mother told me she needed a urine sample to send in to the doctors to test for any allergies. I did what she had asked and went to my room. I came down stairs later and found her in the bathroom putting my pee on a pregnancy test stick. FML
Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML
Contact
Today, I found out my mum has been using my electric shaver for several months to shave her pubes and underarms. FML
Today, my mother decided to "help me" by throwing out the stack of papers on my desk. Unfortunately, those were all my notes for my final exams. FML
Today, I found out my mother cleans the dishes with bathroom cleaning chemicals. She doesn't see anything wrong with this. FML
You never know
Today, my mom was going through the newspaper and cutting out coupons for me to use. She hands me two of them, one for tampons and the other for a pregnancy test, saying, "Well, you're gonna need one or the other this month." FML
Top comments
kingcaper817 14
Omg that is so disgusting I just hope it doesn't touch any of the food. I guess its your own bloody hell
randompizzaguy 17
Under no circumstance is that ever okay. Period.
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Comments (114)
RA91 26
Ô.ō Exactly what kind of study is this?!?!
kerstileann 26
how period blood freezes perhaps?
Ichiya 29
She is trying to turn the op into a vampire.
ola__9213 16
Thats disgusting
cutiepie600 8
EWWWWWW that's actually really gross
patd77 12
Grosssss
_Bair_K_ 11
Please tell me she's a chemist or some kind of legit scientist or something doing a real study
randomgirl1234 20
Ya nasty
iAmPaul 49
Let's hope they're all HER pads.
Dro23 10
That is just sick your mom needs help. Period blood smells like dead fish I feel you sorry for the food you take out out of that fridge. That's just nasty (Cleveland's voice)
DoubleDosexo 12
blood, actually smells like iron. that "dead fish smell" is mostly from how the woman naturally smells. when those smells mix it can smell funky depending on how she smells.
sweetnsourrr 11
#55 I dont know what you're talking about, but I do not smell like dead fish on my period. If you smell like that on your period then maybe you should get a check up.
siggy_mcsigx 22
Warning, some may find this uncomfortable~ I think possibly the smell comes from how fresh or old the blood is. You can tell this if the blood comes out bright red or very very dark, also indicates things about the length of your ovulation cycle. The darker it is, the longer it has hung out up in your uterus and contained all the extra hormones and secretions for baby making. Then it will contain more odor. The aged blood will NOT smell nice as anything decomposing smells awful, but that's at room temperature, perhaps the freeze temp will have a different affect on it. This is nothing to do with how the vag smells...
randomname98 22
Quite the bloody mess you have there!
jade3424 21
What on earth could that study possibly be about?