PPP
Elk Grove Village, United States
Today, I found out that my mom is doing a study and is keeping used pads in the freezer. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
wearyconsumer
Today, I threw out all the food in the freezer that my mom had been keeping since 2013. When she found out, she said, "frozen food doesn't go bad." FML
jannister
Bad Blankenburg, Germany
Today, my mom threw my tampons in the garbage and said that from now on, I'll be buying pads instead. Turns out she read a scare story going around by email that all the local teens are soaking their tampons in alcohol and inserting them anally to secretly get drunk. FML
Anonymous
Zittau, Germany
Suffer little chives
Today, I found out where the puddle in the basement came from. I thought the freezer was broken, but no. My mom is running what can only be called a death camp for vegetables in there. She buys them, then forgets about them until they turn liquid. FML
Anonymous
Costa Rica
Today, I found out that my mom goes through my garbage. I'm 25 and don't live with her. FML
missy
United States
Today, my mother told me she needed a urine sample to send in to the doctors to test for any allergies. I did what she had asked and went to my room. I came down stairs later and found her in the bathroom putting my pee on a pregnancy test stick. FML
Dammit...
United States
Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML
Anonymous
Contact
Today, I found out my mum has been using my electric shaver for several months to shave her pubes and underarms. FML
Immafail
Today, my mother decided to "help me" by throwing out the stack of papers on my desk. Unfortunately, those were all my notes for my final exams. FML
isucksomuch
Canada
Today, I found out my mother cleans the dishes with bathroom cleaning chemicals. She doesn't see anything wrong with this. FML
anonymous
United States
You never know
Today, my mom was going through the newspaper and cutting out coupons for me to use. She hands me two of them, one for tampons and the other for a pregnancy test, saying, "Well, you're gonna need one or the other this month." FML
Top comments
kingcaper817 14
Omg that is so disgusting I just hope it doesn't touch any of the food. I guess its your own bloody hell
randompizzaguy 17
Under no circumstance is that ever okay. Period.
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Comments (114)
ldkindasucks 6
Oh sweet! Mom got popsicles!
Jake_Dee 10
Your mom seems like shes funny as **** hahahaha
sophienzstein 12
Women do crazy things when they're on their period...
mrd1997 19
I wouldn't be able to eat any of the food in the freezer. That's so unsanitary and disgusting. Why would you put that with your food?! You should talk to her about that Dx
stacey2570 21
I see a hospital stay in her future.
Eleora 19
That's almost as bad as that one chick that ate her tampon.... that's really gross...
DoubleDosexo 12
there are some people who eat their menstrual "fluid." it is just blood.
Eleora 19
are you one of those people?
jbombdighetty 11
why????? definitely needs a follow up.
wallamanut 14
oh that's nasty.
Classy_Sassy_15 15
wouldn't it grow mold and smell??
DoubleDosexo 12
that's like asking if you can grow mold and smell. or if cuts can. It's blood. if a pad is left out or gets thrown in the trash it'll dry and there won't be much of a smell other than what your ****** naturally smells like mixed with the scent of tissue/the pad. it'll look somewhat like a scab. just like if you've used tissue to clean blood off a small cut. depending on how much blood there is, within 10 minutes it'll be dry. longer amount of time for more.
askullnamedbilly 33
That's an incredibly stupid comment, #53. The only reason mold doesn't grow on you is because of your immune system - it CAN grow on blood, and it can grow on you after you're dead. Anything that's wet and contains a food source that a fungus could use to grow is a potential breeding ground for mold. The temperature in a freezer is generally too low to allow that growth to happen, but there's really nothing blood that is poisonous to mold.
limealicious 15
She should buy her own separate mini freezer for this "study"! That's disgusting all on it's own but being next to the food you consume is horrifying. Ew. FYL by far.