used
Kobe, Japan
Used
Today, I noticed that my girlfriend only texts me when she needs help with her homework. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
hopeless
Halifax, Canada
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
KalaKa
United States
Today, I sent my girlfriend a long-overdue message telling her I feel like she doesn't really care about me any more, that it seems like she only ever calls me when she needs money, and that I'm even starting to suspect she may be cheating on me. 14 hours later, she replied: "TL;DR". FML
anon
Atlanta, United States
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML
ozzy
Campbell, United States
Today, was trying to have an adult conversation with my fiancée but she's always on her phone, so I sent her a text message instead. Relationship goals. FML
Anonymous
Denver, United States
Time to bail
Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML
Anonymous
Never enough
Today, after weeks of my girlfriend complaining that I don't help with the chores, I secretly took a day off work to deal with some that were piling up. When she got home, all she could do was complain about how I hadn't done more. FML
drunkdial
France
Today, I realized that the only time my girlfriend ever calls me is when she's drunk. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my girlfriend starts fights with me over text because apparently, when I'm arguing with someone, I stop speaking in "annoying shorthand" and am grammatically correct. FML
Anonymous
Spokane, United States
Unreasonable
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, all because I don't text her throughout the day. Last week she told me she would get fired if she was caught reading texts at work, and to stop texting her during her work hours. FML
Buy yourself flowers then
Alexa, play 'Karen Don’t Be Sad' by Miley Cyrus
Today, my girlfriend posted “Alexa, play 'Flowers' by Miley Cyrus” as her Facebook status, all because I didn’t return her 14 missed calls. Apparently, taking an online proctored exam, which required absolute concentration counts as “talking to other women.” FML
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Bogrbon 27
Are you sure she's your girlfriend and not your study buddy?
RichardPencil 32
Or maybe you're the tutor-for-sex? Make sure you're getting paid before the term ends. You wouldn't want to get stiffed, so to speak.
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Bogrbon 27
Are you sure she's your girlfriend and not your study buddy?
RichardPencil 32
Or maybe you're the tutor-for-sex? Make sure you're getting paid before the term ends. You wouldn't want to get stiffed, so to speak.
kfchicken 31
sounds like you're in great shape for no nut November. you should thank her for being so helpful
lev 11
does she call you in other cases?
HootyHoops1300 11
that ain't your girlfriend bro.
Morgan Meyer 4
We all deserve someone who prefers our company over all others...whether that is a human or a pet lol, but it's true. Everyone has a fav person, so who's yours when the chips are down? THAT is what you're looking for...think back to before you met her. Everybody forgets that they existed just fine before they met 'THE LOVE OF THEIR LIFE'....but they did, they existed :)
dasin 18
not to be a pessimist but maybe she just has has alot of homework