Today, I found out that my "girlfriend" is only with me for free transportation. She even has my contact saved as the car emoji. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my girlfriend is only with me because I'm a mechanic and I fix her constantly broken-down car for free. FML
Today, I learned that the only reason my girlfriend stayed with me is because I drove us to school every morning. FML
Today, after many attempts at getting my girlfriend to ride the bus to see me rather than taking Uber, she finally did. She ended up meeting a man who convinced her that she should break up with me. She listened. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
Today, I finally came to terms with the fact that my girlfriend considers me a glorified ATM. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, my girlfriend was driving me to her house against my will when I said, "Sometimes it's annoying that you always decide where we go because you drive." She replied, "Yeah, I wish I could be more of the girl in this relationship." FML
Today, I noticed that my girlfriend only texts me when she needs help with her homework. FML
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mich_fml 7
That sucks OP , start charging gas money ??
L337Vic 7
You definitely mean "Ex GF" right?
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Comments (62)
Halfass 8
That's uber sad :(
k_cummins 21
I hope some of these comments can help lyft his spirits
Miss_Whipped 43
I feel like such a dork for this, but I taxi what you did there.
dlToTlb 10
she get what she wants..but did u got what u want? if so, it's a win win
Krazyloko187 4
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Wtf... Fml is seen by a bunch of children or pc bastards that don't like their feelings hurt.. 'Oh today I got a paper cut'.. well buddy man up! I see my comments get down voted.. But they speak the truth.. See how far your feelings not being hurt take you in life idiots! (Drops the mic)... Mods I know you won't post this.. Have some balls and do it!
Krazyloko187 4
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If she ******* then don't worry about it nigga... Get your dick wet.. N let the bitch roll.. Oh is that what I said not pc enough?!? Lol
Krazyloko187 4
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Eat a dick mods!!!! **** you!!! You ******* ****** dick gobbling pieces of shit!!! ' oh he said bad words best not let him comment' you all'z a bunch of bitches.. No wonder this ******* website feels like it's ran by kids.. (Drops mic again .. Lol) ******* registered for this shit? Wow on my website I do t censor shit!!
vampire9545 5
what you going to do next?
alex_jaguara 33
Gas,grass or ass, nobody rides for free.
WatDaHail 13
Car head?
arano 29
I mean if you two are having sex I would say it's a fair trade.
sparkledoge 29
You shouldn't even trust someone who saves contacts as emoji.