Today, I found out that my "girlfriend" is only with me for free transportation. She even has my contact saved as the car emoji. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my girlfriend is only with me because I'm a mechanic and I fix her constantly broken-down car for free. FML
Today, I learned that the only reason my girlfriend stayed with me is because I drove us to school every morning. FML
Today, after many attempts at getting my girlfriend to ride the bus to see me rather than taking Uber, she finally did. She ended up meeting a man who convinced her that she should break up with me. She listened. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
Today, I finally came to terms with the fact that my girlfriend considers me a glorified ATM. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, my girlfriend was driving me to her house against my will when I said, "Sometimes it's annoying that you always decide where we go because you drive." She replied, "Yeah, I wish I could be more of the girl in this relationship." FML
Today, I noticed that my girlfriend only texts me when she needs help with her homework. FML
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Top comments
mich_fml 7
That sucks OP , start charging gas money ??
L337Vic 7
You definitely mean "Ex GF" right?
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Comments (62)
SSJ4Asterisk 5
Do you have one of those bumper stickers that says "Gas, grass, or ass. Nobody rides for free?" If so, then she made her choice.
rockerkunal 8
doesn't matter had sex?
freddygasman 18
Tired and worn out comment. Some people are looking for more than a piece of tail to call a relationship.
dcats 13
Did you bf her in the car?
vikky538 29
How is she paying for gas bills?
janfleury 19
Change your status and change her contact to a devil's face.
billboob 21
Save her under the using ***** emoji, there has to be one of those right?
ilanie04 16
What a little using, un-deserving, bitch! Tell her she owes you gas and your time money and then tell her to **** off! I am sorry OP that must suck
NORCO4LIFE 3
charge a bj per drive
violet_lipstick 12
Take her to where she needs to go next time and leave her there, You don't need that kinda negative in ya life.
Michaeldw 2
Drive her to a nice restaurant that's pretty far away, order food, then before it gets there excuse yourself to use the restroom, and get into your car and leave.