Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend after 10 months of being away. She was pregnant. She actually had the brass balls to tell me I needed to "Man up and be this child's father." Get the fuck out, you cheating whore. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is pregnant. The problem is that I don't know how to tell my wife... Who is also pregnant. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Today, I came home from an eight month deployment to find my wife four months into her pregnancy. She actually thinks that I believe it's mine. FML
Today, my ex called, saying she's 3 months pregnant. She seems to have forgotten that we haven't been in the same room, much less friends, in over a year. My dimwitted wife thinks the baby is mine. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
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chico86 2
Yet another soon to be single mom!
bayli 12
You must have some pretty magical sperm.
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Comments (184)
Soluxis 17
FML is definitely not a good place to go if you want faith in the integrity of people in relationships. The amount of cheating stories that make it on here... eesh
patrick29 1
So sick of bastards. Am I the only legit one left?
Tay_racer10 3
Nope I'm here ha been cheated on my whole life,
eggmarie 25
Ya know, I've found that all the guys who say "I'm the only guy who isn't a douchebag!!!" tend to be just as bad as said douchebag. You kind of just come off as trying too hard.
Metallica36176 16
Well, its not really an FYL considering they have these fancy DNA tests. Get her ass on Maury :) And I suggest if its been that long since youve "seen" her and the test results come back that you're the father, go to a different place and get it done again. Stuff like that does happen and people have been known for messing/fudging results.
wubbazugg 5
This would be the perfect time to give her a lesson in math... Including how much money she won't have when she gets her ass kicked to the curb.
sabrinamarie3 15
What the heck? Dump her.
Inciter 33
It sounds like you dodged a bullet. At least you're not gonna be stuck with her.
TaffyMichele 9
Unless your girlfriend is secretly a snake, get out of that relationship fast.
TaffyMichele 9
Before you guys flip out and thumb me down, snakes can hold the sperm until they want to use it. That's what my snake person told me, anyways.
iSpasticFantasti 14
I wish I had a snake person.
justhanging 6
If your girlfriend IS secretly a snake, you should probably still get out of the relationship. That sort of thing should be disclosed up-front.
LONERANGER44 11
You dump her, you dump her fast.
yuggi1 11
Now that she cheated on you the question is this; Do you love her enough to be with her, even though she cheated on you? Or are you unable to get over the fact? The child deserves a caring father regardless of who donated the sperm. Think about it.
_wraith 15
Are you suggesting that he stay with someone who evidently does not care about *his* feelings for the sake of a child he didn't help procreate? That's unbelievably stupid, you know that right? I agree that children need fathers, but OP shouldn't become one out of some warped sense of guilt or "love." If she wants a daddy for the baby she needs to go back to the guy she cheated on him with, not OP. She should have done THAT in the first place...
lexiepullen 7
So you haven't seen her in 7 months but you've only been dating for 4 months?
lexiepullen 7
Woops read that wrong
dolphins_penny 5
no.....my husband an I have been together for over a year....haven't had sex in a week after not seeing him for three months..... obviously OP and his gf dated longer than seven months since the last time they had seen each other/were sexually active was seven months ago....and she's 4 months pregnant. after 3 months of OP away for whatever reason (military, job, sick family member) ops gf cheated and 4 months later OP comes home and she says its his baby.....do u understand?
lexiepullen 7
If you would look at the comment above yours you would see I mentioned I read it wrong.