Today, I found out that my extremely-flat chested cousin recently got a boob job. When my mom found out, she said "Oh that's great! They look so good!". Then she looks at me and tells me that I should get one. Everyone including my own mother thinks I should get a boob job. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, my cousins and I were walking past bars, choosing one go to. I recently got my hair cut short and thought it was cute. A little boy walking beside us looked at me and said, "Are you a boy?" His mother shushed him and said, "No dear, she's just flat-chested." FML
Today, I was feeling really down and insecure after a friend joked about how small my boobs are. When my grandma got me to tell her what happened, she reassured me that all the girls in our family were late bloomers. I said "Really?" and she replied, "Oh no dear. Quite the opposite." FML
Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML
Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML
Today, when I was a teen, I felt inferior for being flat-chested. So I got a boob job. As an adult, I started yoga and meditation. Then I felt foolish for not embracing my natural self and having plastic stuff in me. Got the implants out. Now I'm happy with my looks but have nerve damage from the procedures. FML
Today, my perfectly sane and healthy 90 year old grandmother had a heart to heart with me. She told me she'd pay for a boob job. When I asked why, she said, "Sweetie, you'll never attract someone with those tiny suckers." FML
Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML
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Top comments
Southbark 1
Small real ones > Big fake ones
soccerkrzy 0
They'll never sag when you get old and they'll get bigger when you have kids, so no worries!!
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flex_able 0
i always wondered what guys liked better, never had a problem myself just curious. if you could humor me and just put *real* or *fake*????
flex_able 0
80..lol a small part of the breast is for feeding, the rest is just extra.........whatever you want to call it so to be made sexual isnt a big deal lol
AdamGD 0
Well... If she's paying.... LOL
nuga 0
#80 - I do agree that it's dumb that women feel like men are the ones who get to 'approve' their bodies, and I love your comment that we should "stop sexualizing breasts, they are for feeding babies" cause that's awesome. However, I don't really think it's necessary to attack other women as misogynists for wearing make-up or shaving; you can wear a little make-up every once in a while if you feel like it without being a misogynist, and I like shaving even though I rarely wear shorts because I like the smooth feeling and it makes me feel more clean and hygenic.
RIKANA 0
Be happy with what you have, some people just get caught up in the moment, and say things that thay dont mean to say. Just smile and nod:) RI
lovesucksxxx 0
I'm a guy and #1 is right. Don't get surgery too.
flex_able 0
lol 86
missbrunettgirl 0
As a woman with naturally big breast I really don't understand why someone would want to get fake big ones. Trust me girls big breast are a pain in the back literally!
Broc 0
Maybe you should get a boob job then? It's really not that bad. You can get them revised as you get older to prevent them from sagging.
softbonez 0
Boob jobs look terrible! Especially with the flatchested. It just doesn't look natural.