Today, I found out that my extremely-flat chested cousin recently got a boob job. When my mom found out, she said "Oh that's great! They look so good!". Then she looks at me and tells me that I should get one. Everyone including my own mother thinks I should get a boob job. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, my cousins and I were walking past bars, choosing one go to. I recently got my hair cut short and thought it was cute. A little boy walking beside us looked at me and said, "Are you a boy?" His mother shushed him and said, "No dear, she's just flat-chested." FML
Today, I was feeling really down and insecure after a friend joked about how small my boobs are. When my grandma got me to tell her what happened, she reassured me that all the girls in our family were late bloomers. I said "Really?" and she replied, "Oh no dear. Quite the opposite." FML
Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML
Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML
Today, when I was a teen, I felt inferior for being flat-chested. So I got a boob job. As an adult, I started yoga and meditation. Then I felt foolish for not embracing my natural self and having plastic stuff in me. Got the implants out. Now I'm happy with my looks but have nerve damage from the procedures. FML
Today, my perfectly sane and healthy 90 year old grandmother had a heart to heart with me. She told me she'd pay for a boob job. When I asked why, she said, "Sweetie, you'll never attract someone with those tiny suckers." FML
Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML
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Southbark 1
Small real ones > Big fake ones
soccerkrzy 0
They'll never sag when you get old and they'll get bigger when you have kids, so no worries!!
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Comments (240)
vers_fml 0
Plexico is an ass with projection issues OP, don't do it!
MFCFM23 0
real boys like small ****.
BalenciagaBetch9 0
OP i'm sure your boobs look fine. Don't get a boob job.
DSBBOY 0
Pictures or it didn't happen!
cattoe7 0
#3 you fail at life i bet you do have a fat face and you are still a virgin and with that attitude don't count on losing 'it' Fake boobs are stupid!!!! A lot of guys prefer smaller boobs.. and a lot of guys don't like fake ones!! and those are the guys that matter.. All these guys that like these big stupid boobs are stupid themselves and IF they end up with a woman with big boobs then just wait about 15 years.. bologna nipples hanging down to the floor.. where in your case you'll have nice perky ones for a lonnng time to come=) so be happy
Jaywin 3
Fake boobs are just like a bowl of wax fruit. They may be nice to look at but they just don't feel right.
stridercab 12
so get some damn boobs, flatty...
patray_angel 0
Like others have said, if you want to get them, go for it, but don't get them because others think you should. I have already told my husband that after we are done having kids and the oldest is no longer nursing, I wouldn't mind a boob job someday. I am comfortable with my cup size, but I have a decent sized gap between my boobs that has always bothered me. I know my husband does not care either way. So, if and when I get some work done, it will because I want it.
suaveneanderthal 0
And real men like big **** #65 #68 i can tell you have some small **** from the way you posted. All these guys that like these big stupid boobs are stupid themselves?? sounds like you're about seven years old anyway so when you do grow up i hope you grow into some double D's. Who the hell are you to say that guys that like small boobs are the only guys that matter? I'm attracted to larger breasts as are many many other guys but you're going to tell us that we don't matter because of the breast size we like?? And to the OP if you don't want a boob job don't let anyone talk you into it because i can promise you that if you get one for all the wrong reasons you will not be pleased with yourself in the least. But I'm sick of people getting on here condemming any man who happens to like large breasts, I'm not condoning boob jobs for every girl out there by any means but damn everyone likes different things.
THC_fml 0
My mom thinks I should get a boob job too, but all the guys I know say they prefer small, really boobs over fake big ones. Besides, I already have a man that prefers my small ones, so I'm happy :)