Today, I found out that my extremely-flat chested cousin recently got a boob job. When my mom found out, she said "Oh that's great! They look so good!". Then she looks at me and tells me that I should get one. Everyone including my own mother thinks I should get a boob job. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, my cousins and I were walking past bars, choosing one go to. I recently got my hair cut short and thought it was cute. A little boy walking beside us looked at me and said, "Are you a boy?" His mother shushed him and said, "No dear, she's just flat-chested." FML
Today, I was feeling really down and insecure after a friend joked about how small my boobs are. When my grandma got me to tell her what happened, she reassured me that all the girls in our family were late bloomers. I said "Really?" and she replied, "Oh no dear. Quite the opposite." FML
Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML
Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML
Today, when I was a teen, I felt inferior for being flat-chested. So I got a boob job. As an adult, I started yoga and meditation. Then I felt foolish for not embracing my natural self and having plastic stuff in me. Got the implants out. Now I'm happy with my looks but have nerve damage from the procedures. FML
Today, my perfectly sane and healthy 90 year old grandmother had a heart to heart with me. She told me she'd pay for a boob job. When I asked why, she said, "Sweetie, you'll never attract someone with those tiny suckers." FML
Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML
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Southbark 1
Small real ones > Big fake ones
soccerkrzy 0
They'll never sag when you get old and they'll get bigger when you have kids, so no worries!!
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Comments (240)
cmac86 24
Well go get one!
sondramcfail 0
Have flat-chested pride! :P Well, maybe that's going a bit far... but look on the bright side, at least they'll stay nice & perky and won't get saggy when you're old, right? Besides, a LOT of the time, implants look SO fake. Cases in point: Tila Tequila, Pamela Anderson. Obviously not real, and not attractive IMO. Who wants plastic in their chest? It doesn't take a scientist to figure out that can't be good... :)
Lindsay46789 0
I had my mom tell me the same thing, after I showed her a picture of what mine look like. Apparently, there are several breast deformities that affect men and women alike and I just happen to have one. After years of knowing my breast were not the same as my friends, and desperately hoping and praying and gaining several pounds (they didn't change one bit) I decided to do more research. My breasts will not grow from becoming pregnant and will remain the same for the rest of my life. I have decided to fix this problem with breast implants. For all of those who say that breast implants are crass and make you a ****: F off. I just want to look like I should...I have hips, can't I have breasts too? So, OP if that is your dilemma, do some research and I say go for it!
rukusrazor 0
Well, if she picks up the bill, you are obviously overly self-conscience. I personally am not into all that.
takran 0
Protip: They may look good, but it's all a lie, and as far as I know most guys care more about them being real than looking big.
FMLGirl1991 0
small real ones are better than fake big ones. think about it. small ones don't always need a bra. Big ones need extra support. small bras come in cute designs. Big bras are clunky and more expensive. small boobs wont give you back problems; big boobs will. overall small boobs are better. I wouldn't get a boob job and neither should you unless you desperately want it. still...weigh the options.
ouch99 0
then get one....
i_like_big_butts 0
this isn't a fml, it's not your fault you have small boobs and a boob job isn't a bad thinng
x0aka0x 0
smaller **** last longer
xNatsuki 0
Guess it might run in the family.