Today, I found out that my extremely-flat chested cousin recently got a boob job. When my mom found out, she said "Oh that's great! They look so good!". Then she looks at me and tells me that I should get one. Everyone including my own mother thinks I should get a boob job. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, my cousins and I were walking past bars, choosing one go to. I recently got my hair cut short and thought it was cute. A little boy walking beside us looked at me and said, "Are you a boy?" His mother shushed him and said, "No dear, she's just flat-chested." FML
Today, I was feeling really down and insecure after a friend joked about how small my boobs are. When my grandma got me to tell her what happened, she reassured me that all the girls in our family were late bloomers. I said "Really?" and she replied, "Oh no dear. Quite the opposite." FML
Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML
Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML
Today, when I was a teen, I felt inferior for being flat-chested. So I got a boob job. As an adult, I started yoga and meditation. Then I felt foolish for not embracing my natural self and having plastic stuff in me. Got the implants out. Now I'm happy with my looks but have nerve damage from the procedures. FML
Today, my perfectly sane and healthy 90 year old grandmother had a heart to heart with me. She told me she'd pay for a boob job. When I asked why, she said, "Sweetie, you'll never attract someone with those tiny suckers." FML
Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML
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Southbark 1
Small real ones > Big fake ones
soccerkrzy 0
They'll never sag when you get old and they'll get bigger when you have kids, so no worries!!
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Comments (240)
nodbor 11
do not do it
mk_xoxo 0
that sucks. but you have to wait it out. my friend's gotta be about 180lbs and she's like an A cup. so don't feel bad(:
letthemxeatcake 0
Don't do it! Love who you are!
GriefBacon 0
Nothing wrong with that. What they think doesn't matter anyway. Personally, I'm all for getting a boob job myself, if I ever find a good surgeon and manage to pay my debt off first.
spirited_away33 0
This isn't really an FML. I mean, who cares if everyone thinks you need to get a boob job? If you're comfortable, that's all that matters. You should know that.
kitteh 0
Fake boobs are beyond disgusting
hailey22222 0
So number 3, FVCK you. Women are OBVIOUSLYYYYYYYY! here for more reasons then men to look at. There is nothing at all wrong with small breasts. The society we live in today, along with men's point of views make women feel like we need to have the perfect body. Women need to learn to be happy with their own bodies, for God has blessed us with bodies of different shapes and sizes. Don;t let other peoples' opinions decide for you if you get surgery. Surgery is costly and can result in many complications that you may regret later on. You should learn to be happy with your breast size. Having small breasts shouldn't be looked upon as a flaw. And also, don't worry about what men not liking you because your cup size, because the guys that count, and who aren't superficial, disgusting, pigs will like you for your other features and personality. Plus, you don't want a man who wants you for your breasts only. So don't get surgery, and don't be insecure, be happy with the body you have! Plus, guys out there shouldn't be complaining, because i bet lots of you out there, have small dicks.
kitteh 0
Uh everyone putting shit on #3 need their sarcasm radar looked at.
kitteh 0
#156 gets presumptuous ITT
hottytoddy 0
Yeah yall tell em!! I'm glad the FML bloggers are actually the ones who have a voice in society. Oh wait... they don't.