Today, I found out that my extremely-flat chested cousin recently got a boob job. When my mom found out, she said "Oh that's great! They look so good!". Then she looks at me and tells me that I should get one. Everyone including my own mother thinks I should get a boob job. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, my cousins and I were walking past bars, choosing one go to. I recently got my hair cut short and thought it was cute. A little boy walking beside us looked at me and said, "Are you a boy?" His mother shushed him and said, "No dear, she's just flat-chested." FML
Today, I was feeling really down and insecure after a friend joked about how small my boobs are. When my grandma got me to tell her what happened, she reassured me that all the girls in our family were late bloomers. I said "Really?" and she replied, "Oh no dear. Quite the opposite." FML
Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML
Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML
Today, when I was a teen, I felt inferior for being flat-chested. So I got a boob job. As an adult, I started yoga and meditation. Then I felt foolish for not embracing my natural self and having plastic stuff in me. Got the implants out. Now I'm happy with my looks but have nerve damage from the procedures. FML
Today, my perfectly sane and healthy 90 year old grandmother had a heart to heart with me. She told me she'd pay for a boob job. When I asked why, she said, "Sweetie, you'll never attract someone with those tiny suckers." FML
Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML
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Southbark 1
Small real ones > Big fake ones
soccerkrzy 0
They'll never sag when you get old and they'll get bigger when you have kids, so no worries!!
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Comments (240)
NELU_fml 0
Ok. To all the !diots who obviously never seen boobs in real life-fake or not. Small boobs suck if ur like an A cup. If ur fat, like 200+ and have A's, I feel very sorry for u. U don't have to get stripper boobs but if ur Mom's will pay for them, do it! It will do wonders for ur self-esteem. And they look really really good if u go with a full C or small D
NELU_fml 0
And another thing. If u go to Tijuana to get them done, then, u get what u pay for. If u follow all the post-op instructions and don't over do it after surgery, they'll come out perfect. Too many dumb broads go shopping and clean has the very next day. Of course they are ganna have problems and horrible results.
Mandy_fml 0
If you get it done just make sure you don't do too dramatic an increase - A to DD would just look ridiculous. Personally I'd never have a boob job in a foreign country- I'd be scared of what happens if I require post-op treatment. Then again I'm a 32F, so I'm not complaining.
tommiegirlxxx 0
hey, at least it wasn't your dad who said it, that would be just as, or even more creepy than my dad telling me that my but was getting firm after he kicked it. You completely have my deepest sympathies!
Howdyplz 2
You know, number one is right. F your mom for putting you in such an uncomftorable situation. You know what, it's fine if your cousin dosen't like the way she looks, but your mom shouldntv'e done that. I would of been proud of you for being ok with your body and not feeling like it needed "enhancement", and besides, who wants scars on their knockers? Not me. Fake boobs look weird...D: I think smaller real ones are more attractive, but it's hard to say because i'm a girl... again, in the words of #1- Small real ones>big fake ones.
NELU_fml 0
And one more thing. To all u preaching "superficial" this and that, horsesh!t. 99% of girls/ladies in the US wear make-up. If u want to make that statement like that, then don't go change ur appearence by using make-up u bunch of hippercrits.
Weil 0
If you're even mildly attractive, a flat chest is better than hueg fake-looking ****. Your family is stupid if they think fake **** actually look good. I scoff at such things.
Megan_515 0
116, why the hell do you think you have the right to "feel sorry" for anyone! Just because your self-esteem is so tied to your boobs, doesn't mean everyone's should be. I'm on the smaller side of normal, and I love them! I don't need C's or D's to look and feel good. CONFIDENCE is sexy.
RIKANA 0
123 how true! RI
oopsyipooped 0
they are probably shaped like squares or something