Today, I found out that my extremely-flat chested cousin recently got a boob job. When my mom found out, she said "Oh that's great! They look so good!". Then she looks at me and tells me that I should get one. Everyone including my own mother thinks I should get a boob job. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, my cousins and I were walking past bars, choosing one go to. I recently got my hair cut short and thought it was cute. A little boy walking beside us looked at me and said, "Are you a boy?" His mother shushed him and said, "No dear, she's just flat-chested." FML
Today, I was feeling really down and insecure after a friend joked about how small my boobs are. When my grandma got me to tell her what happened, she reassured me that all the girls in our family were late bloomers. I said "Really?" and she replied, "Oh no dear. Quite the opposite." FML
Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML
Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML
Today, when I was a teen, I felt inferior for being flat-chested. So I got a boob job. As an adult, I started yoga and meditation. Then I felt foolish for not embracing my natural self and having plastic stuff in me. Got the implants out. Now I'm happy with my looks but have nerve damage from the procedures. FML
Today, my perfectly sane and healthy 90 year old grandmother had a heart to heart with me. She told me she'd pay for a boob job. When I asked why, she said, "Sweetie, you'll never attract someone with those tiny suckers." FML
Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML
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Southbark 1
Small real ones > Big fake ones
soccerkrzy 0
They'll never sag when you get old and they'll get bigger when you have kids, so no worries!!
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FuzzyWalnuts 0
So, get a boob job!Whoever says that most guys like smaller boobs is an idiot. Whoever says most guys prefer real over fake is an idiot too (most dont give a damn). However, if you've got a hot face and a nice ass it doesn't really matter. Does this sound piggy? No shit. Is this what most guys think? Hell yes.
blahdsflksfd 0
Fake boobs are disgusting, and very superficial
MissBunnyfufu 0
#3 that's what women are here for... ignorant chauvinistic pig I think small boobs are hot and prob are meant to be that way to fit your frame but yeah who wants something fake in you that can rupture and cause health problems. As long as you love yourself, because you are the one you have to live with every day and see in the mirror.
ikblij 6
All can say is that #126 is an idiot because he says he speaks for all (or most) man. I agree with #128. I'll tell you my opinion. I had a girlfriend with almost no boobs at all... a small A cup. And I loved them as much as I loved her. After she broke up with me I got a girlfriend with realy big boobs. As fun as she was, I sometimes missed the small boobs of my ex, 'cause they had been more fun... somehow. (can't realy explain) I'll take any pair of real boobs, big or small, over fake boobs. I just hope you will do the same.
manda97 3
tell them to suck it. its ur body not there's. if ur comfortable, does anything else really matter?
summer66_fml 0
the vast majority of guys like real ones anyway, and if you got a boob job you wouldnt be able to bond with you future baby through breast feeding
ChaosChild 0
First off ignore #3 and all other comments like theirs, that's a really horrible thing to say, and their an asshole. It doesn't matter how large your breasts are, as I'm sure you can tell by comments form people like #128 and #129. If you have large breasts real or not you can easily develop back problems. I myself am a woman (and a professional artist) and I can tell you that we are at our most beautiful when we are the way we were supposed to be, no fake body part(s) (boob jobs, nose jobs, etc) will ever truly make you beautiful. If you can love you for the way you are you'll start to see how pretty you really are and how many other people think so too.
summer66_fml 0
#3 ur a jackass
NELU_fml 0
122, have u talked to someone who had small boobs and then got a boob job. And 130, u obviously don't know what ur talking about. There's a small chance u might not be able to breastfeed afterwards, very small
xoxkarinexox 0
so?she cares about how you look (: