Today, I found out that my extremely-flat chested cousin recently got a boob job. When my mom found out, she said "Oh that's great! They look so good!". Then she looks at me and tells me that I should get one. Everyone including my own mother thinks I should get a boob job. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, my cousins and I were walking past bars, choosing one go to. I recently got my hair cut short and thought it was cute. A little boy walking beside us looked at me and said, "Are you a boy?" His mother shushed him and said, "No dear, she's just flat-chested." FML
Today, I was feeling really down and insecure after a friend joked about how small my boobs are. When my grandma got me to tell her what happened, she reassured me that all the girls in our family were late bloomers. I said "Really?" and she replied, "Oh no dear. Quite the opposite." FML
Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML
Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML
Today, when I was a teen, I felt inferior for being flat-chested. So I got a boob job. As an adult, I started yoga and meditation. Then I felt foolish for not embracing my natural self and having plastic stuff in me. Got the implants out. Now I'm happy with my looks but have nerve damage from the procedures. FML
Today, my perfectly sane and healthy 90 year old grandmother had a heart to heart with me. She told me she'd pay for a boob job. When I asked why, she said, "Sweetie, you'll never attract someone with those tiny suckers." FML
Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML
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Southbark 1
Small real ones > Big fake ones
soccerkrzy 0
They'll never sag when you get old and they'll get bigger when you have kids, so no worries!!
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Comments (240)
Funnybunny_fml 3
um #3 wtf? women are not just around so guys have something to look at. if i knew you i would beat the living shit out of you. i would rather have a woman with small boobs rather then cheap big ones that fall out. why do women feel that they need to get implants and change them selfs. don't do it honey in a few years you'll look like shit.
Exchange 0
dont. you'll get permanent effect on your boobs. yes, i know how bad that hurts, that happened to me before.
omgitsseejay 0
yeah, i don't like fake boobs, all naturale (misspelled it on purpose)
teheheois 0
think of it normal size is just perfect you have plenty of activities and people respect you but with silicon valey you just a **** , you made a job now you are men magnit do you want it
cpck 0
#3 ur a pig and #44 ur an idiot for agreeing with him. yes, looking somewhat presentable will increase your chances of success in life but sleazy attention from guys will not get you all that far in the long term. people like #3 are one of the main reasons why alot of young women have such low self esteem about their bodies. today's women are capable of a hell of alot more than just being eyecandy for men. OP, its your own body so do what makes you feel comfortable but just remember that most decent people find self-acceptance and self-confidence far more attractive than a fake pair of DDs.
illeyad 0
Don't do it, my aunt had it done and their a huge hassel! Not to mention every 10 years you have to go back and get them redone for maintenance- pls you'll regret it, it's way better to stick to what you got :)
pjunior89 0
epic
plexico 4
#49 If they are still nothing when you are 18, you might think of getting something installed. Small real > Big Fake but Small fake >> Flat, flat, flat! Newborns are not looking to mate, are they?
kitkatkelly 0
Losers, I hope you know better. Fake boobs are creepy.
solitare_lee 0
Small > Big Real > Fake Seriously, fake breasts are freakin' scary. Also, so are overly-huge mammary glans. D: If they're so big they could be used to suffocate me, they are TOO BIG.