Today, I finally handed my girlfriend a portrait of her. I'm not the best drawer, but I spent weeks on it and I thought it turned out pretty good. When she looked at it, she asked what kind of dog was it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent the whole night and day painting a portrait of my girlfriend. Being proud of it, I sent it to her hoping she would appreciate it. I spent hours working on that picture only for her to reply with, "That's not me, is it?" FML
Today, I was partnered up with a girl in my art class, since the teacher had asked us to take turns drawing portraits of each other. I went first and felt pretty proud of how the drawing turned out. I showed it to her and she said "That's OK. I'm not good at drawing either." FML
Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. I presented her with an oil painting of her that I'd been working on for over a month, and she started to cry. I thought it was because she liked it, until she asked if she really looks that ugly and disproportionate in real life. FML
Today, I was working on my art portfolio. I had drawn a self-portrait. When I was satisfied, I wanted to show my parents. They thought it was a drawing of a bear. FML
Today, after spending 5+ hours of my life painting a portrait of someone's cat for them, I finally finished it, perfect condition, no mistakes. I was supposed to be paid 300 bucks for it. Got 50 bucks because it was too "vibrant." FML
Today, I finished a big art project. It was a self-portrait done in acrylics. Proud of my piece, I showed my mom. After some thought her first comment was, "well, I'm either going to insult your art or your face." FML
Today, I looked over my next homework assignment for art class. It was to draw a portrait of my best friend. I can't think of anyone besides my mother. FML
Today, I discovered my 3-year-old daughter's artistic skills. She managed to draw an elaborate mural on our living room wall. The masterpiece? A stick figure family, including our dog, but instead of a tail, he has a second head. She of course used permanent markers. FML
Today, I was putting the finishing touches on my portrait of a young boy in art class. I asked my teacher if she could help correct the bad parts of my portrait. She said, "Well that would take all day and I just don't have the time." She was serious. I thought this was my best work yet. FML
Today, after nearly three weeks of hard work, I finally completed my best drawing yet, a self-portrait. I was incredibly excited to take it to class tomorrow. That is, until I came home from a walk later on, only to find my brother had drawn a stick figure on it, wanking into my face. FML
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golden_warrior 23
Ungrateful ***** are the worst. However, I'm assuming you told her it's a portrait of her. If not, then it's not her fault.
reneebellinger 8
I bet it's a female dog.
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golden_warrior 23
Ungrateful ***** are the worst. However, I'm assuming you told her it's a portrait of her. If not, then it's not her fault.
Kiki242 19
She doesn't know that it's her and the fml never stated whether or not she liked it.
NoMore_CoolNames 14
How is she ungrateful if she didn't know it was her?
snowby2 15
it sounds like she was being sarcastic op
jw90 18
Of course if he says it's her she'll assume he's saying she looks like a dog. No win anywhere OP
Cazz91 21
To save yourself the trouble, I would roll with this one and state the dog you were attempting to create if she didn't know it was suppose to be a portrait of her. If she knew then she's either being bluntly honest with her critique, sarcastic or setting you up for a trap. Keep working on your skills. You will improve over time, OP.
JocelynKaulitz 28
Tell her it's a Bitch.
Mat35 8
Relax he doesn't have to tell every detail.
Bcfrmkc816 17
You can't be that bad at it. And what did she say when you told her it was her?
jesustitts 20
Breed: ungrateful bitch.
anitriarose 5
98- a bitch is not a type of dog, it's a gender...
tjv3 10
Tell her it's just a bitch
amc597 28
Well a dog isn't exactly a bad thing..
Snazzy_Snaz 17
Unless OP says it's a Bitch and then say that it's her. then it would be bad
ohcheriecherie 20
dogs are cute!
ottokat 15
dogs are cute like "Awwwww look at you pumpkin look at your little ears" not "hey babe how you doin"
CallMeMcFeelii 14
I do that to girls all the time, 29. I'll be all like, "Awl, who's a good girl. You want a treat, baby? You want a treat? No! Bad girl! No cookies until dessert! Down! Down I say!" They lovee it. Haha. Well.. Actually most women hate me. :)
CallMeMcFeelii 14
It was a joke, 62. Not a very good one I admit. You seem like you enjoy patronizing me. You must be one of those Internet badasses I've heard so much about. Must be a lucrative career choice.
gc327072 31
Don't hurt his McFeeliings
threer 30
His thumbs up seem pretty high in comparison to yours, sir. Plus, most of his comments are hilarious and well-liked whereas I've never seen one of yours.
mFUNdo21 17
I thought the joke was quite funny...
Rick_Astley_fml 14
Does she like it?
thehumanlyhuman 7
Tbh this sounds more like an FHL
angelitared 27
Damn u dating a dog!
ryanthecheeseguy 18
Obviously you tried to be funny. You failed. Thanks for trying.
olpally 33
Both of you failed miserably^ Jesus Christ. As for op, I don't think you should tell her that it's a portrait of her. Good luck.
reneebellinger 8
I bet it's a female dog.
whyusofat 17
Shitzu
r_bruce69 19
When asked what dog it was, OP should have said that it was a bitch
hryffff 11
I guess you could say she was being a bitch! No? Okay ill just go away now.
oh_merde 11
It's a type of bitch that doesn't appreciate someone's efforts.
cat0720 9
She didn't know it was of her
cosicosei 22
She must've been messing with ya... Unless you drew a muzzle and massive canines and ears on top of her head I just dont see how she could mistake it
awkwardturtl3 3
should've replied 'my female dog'
IIM_SiCK 6
It's not your fault she looks like a dog.