Today, I found out that my extremely-flat chested cousin recently got a boob job. When my mom found out, she said "Oh that's great! They look so good!". Then she looks at me and tells me that I should get one. Everyone including my own mother thinks I should get a boob job. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, my cousins and I were walking past bars, choosing one go to. I recently got my hair cut short and thought it was cute. A little boy walking beside us looked at me and said, "Are you a boy?" His mother shushed him and said, "No dear, she's just flat-chested." FML
Today, I was feeling really down and insecure after a friend joked about how small my boobs are. When my grandma got me to tell her what happened, she reassured me that all the girls in our family were late bloomers. I said "Really?" and she replied, "Oh no dear. Quite the opposite." FML
Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML
Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML
Today, when I was a teen, I felt inferior for being flat-chested. So I got a boob job. As an adult, I started yoga and meditation. Then I felt foolish for not embracing my natural self and having plastic stuff in me. Got the implants out. Now I'm happy with my looks but have nerve damage from the procedures. FML
Today, my perfectly sane and healthy 90 year old grandmother had a heart to heart with me. She told me she'd pay for a boob job. When I asked why, she said, "Sweetie, you'll never attract someone with those tiny suckers." FML
Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML
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Southbark 1
Small real ones > Big fake ones
soccerkrzy 0
They'll never sag when you get old and they'll get bigger when you have kids, so no worries!!
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Comments (240)
fml_276 0
How is this an FML? I don't think this is something you should be complaining about. Seriously. Why should you care what others think of your chest? I mean maybe if you would enjoy people staring at them, then go ahead. Get a job done, or don't. It should be your decision-not your family's.
RazorbladeSmiles 0
How is this an FML? EVERY mature enough girl has been asked about getting a boob job. Why is this so special?
love_to_laugh44 0
OMG #3, YOU HAEV NO IDEA HOW MAD I AM! OMGGGG I CANNOT BELIEVE GUYS TREAT GIRLS LIKE THIS! WE ARE REAL PEOPLE AND NOT JUST "OBJECTS" AND SOMETHING TO LOOK AT! YOU ARE SUCH A DICK! UGHHHH I HATE PEOPLE LIKE YOU. IF YOU WERE IN OUR POSITION, I DOUBT YOU WOULD LIKE IT IF ALL PEOPLE DID WAS CHECK YOU OUT AND THINK ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH YOU!!
oligopsony 0
plenty of guys like small boobs and even if none did, it wouldn't matter, as long as you like having them - it's your body, not anyone else's, and only your opinion counts. 90% of looking good is just feeling good about your body as it is.
yurigagarin 0
Your own mother is encouraging you to be sluttier? Definitely FYL
hawkloverr 0
btw they dont grow when you have kids...only while you're breastfeeding, and then they go back to their original size..or smaller if they shrivel up.
woeisme 0
screw them!!! those silicon bags are disgusting (niptuck ftw)
Phoenix_GAD 0
3 and 44. you are ******* jerks.
ChrisLevine 0
so get one. big deal. if it pisses u that much.
jumpman3000 0
well...maybe u should naaa, but could u imagine