Today, I found out that my extremely-flat chested cousin recently got a boob job. When my mom found out, she said "Oh that's great! They look so good!". Then she looks at me and tells me that I should get one. Everyone including my own mother thinks I should get a boob job. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, my cousins and I were walking past bars, choosing one go to. I recently got my hair cut short and thought it was cute. A little boy walking beside us looked at me and said, "Are you a boy?" His mother shushed him and said, "No dear, she's just flat-chested." FML
Today, I was feeling really down and insecure after a friend joked about how small my boobs are. When my grandma got me to tell her what happened, she reassured me that all the girls in our family were late bloomers. I said "Really?" and she replied, "Oh no dear. Quite the opposite." FML
Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML
Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML
Today, when I was a teen, I felt inferior for being flat-chested. So I got a boob job. As an adult, I started yoga and meditation. Then I felt foolish for not embracing my natural self and having plastic stuff in me. Got the implants out. Now I'm happy with my looks but have nerve damage from the procedures. FML
Today, my perfectly sane and healthy 90 year old grandmother had a heart to heart with me. She told me she'd pay for a boob job. When I asked why, she said, "Sweetie, you'll never attract someone with those tiny suckers." FML
Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML
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Southbark 1
Small real ones > Big fake ones
soccerkrzy 0
They'll never sag when you get old and they'll get bigger when you have kids, so no worries!!
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kitteh 0
#163 must have implan†s with the absolute dribble she is getting all over my screen
robodoll 0
That's so ridiculous. Don't let your family bring you down over something you don't have much control over naturally. I mean, is the rest of your family so perfect that no one could suggest they get this and that done? Blame the family genetics! That's what I'd do LOL :) besides smaller bras are way cuter
voveraite 7
Was curious: since when are B cups "flat"?! Mind you, not even A is flat! OP, I am going to agree with most other posters, and tell you to ignore their remarks! And I might be flamed for this, but: smaller folks could consider losing weight if they can ( and need). Their breasts won't look smaller, but overall more proportionate. Worked for me :). Also, a nicely cut blouse makes all the difference in the world, along with padded bras (if you're into them, I find them uncomfy and false advertisement). About the shaving/make-up comments: they are *easily reversible*, sort of like a padded bra if you wish, whereas implants not quite so....
flex_able 0
172 puts it well
ceisfu 0
real men like real women
derriduh 0
Your mom is ******. Don't listen to anything she says regarding how women should conduct themselves. Then take the $3k you would have spent on fake **** and go on a sweet trip somewhere.
forgotusername 0
hey OP i think you need a boob job you know, like soon
ziqi92 0
forget fake boobs. thing is, if u have a bf, we can assure u that he actually loves you and not just for sex. yes, lets keep things real ppl! i, for one, am never gonna date a girl who cares too much about her body to the point where she decided to get a boob job. size doesnt matter. screw u #3
kcslgvr 11
#3 and #44, you are both such a horrible people. women aren't here just for men to look at. you tow should shut up because there are millions upon millions of women who i can bet are much more contributing and productive in society than you both could ever be. people like you guys are the reason that these standards for women are so ****** up. and by saying that women should get surgeries not for themselves but because of what others think of them is so wrong. there are so many women around the world that have low self-esteem because of you types. i hope you two die. and do not get surgery unless you want to. being small is a great thing because you will eventually grow with having children and small breasts wont sag when you age. dont listen to all of those pigs who think that women arent worth anything and that men only want big breasts. those men are scum. REAL MEN DONT LOOK AT WOMEN AS OBJECTS. THEY DONT ONLY CARE ABOUT THE OUTSIDE. a real man will love you for who you are, not what you look like. and job wise, if you really think that you will do better with bigger breasts, then just get a ruffled shirt or a padded bra or something. but looks should never be an issue when it comes to work. its sad to see what our world has come to.
Kira_fml 0
seriously?? THIS is why your life is ******??