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Mr Auburndale Florida, U.S. 33 years-old In a relationship

Anonymous 22 March 2009, 13:04 Malta 🌶️ Spicy

Caught in 4K

Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML

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pleasedtomeetyou 13 January 2010, 16:42 United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I met my boyfriend's notoriously difficult mother. I had been looking forward to meeting her and making a good impression. Unfortunately, I could not greet her as her son's penis was still in my mouth. FML

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