Today, I found out that my extremely-flat chested cousin recently got a boob job. When my mom found out, she said "Oh that's great! They look so good!". Then she looks at me and tells me that I should get one. Everyone including my own mother thinks I should get a boob job. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, my cousins and I were walking past bars, choosing one go to. I recently got my hair cut short and thought it was cute. A little boy walking beside us looked at me and said, "Are you a boy?" His mother shushed him and said, "No dear, she's just flat-chested." FML
Today, I was feeling really down and insecure after a friend joked about how small my boobs are. When my grandma got me to tell her what happened, she reassured me that all the girls in our family were late bloomers. I said "Really?" and she replied, "Oh no dear. Quite the opposite." FML
Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML
Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML
Today, when I was a teen, I felt inferior for being flat-chested. So I got a boob job. As an adult, I started yoga and meditation. Then I felt foolish for not embracing my natural self and having plastic stuff in me. Got the implants out. Now I'm happy with my looks but have nerve damage from the procedures. FML
Today, my perfectly sane and healthy 90 year old grandmother had a heart to heart with me. She told me she'd pay for a boob job. When I asked why, she said, "Sweetie, you'll never attract someone with those tiny suckers." FML
Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML
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Southbark 1
Small real ones > Big fake ones
soccerkrzy 0
They'll never sag when you get old and they'll get bigger when you have kids, so no worries!!
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Comments (240)
maggy_fml 0
ugh i hate when other people try to change the way a person looks, especially when it's something to do with the body. be proud of your body because if you want to attract the right guy, do you want a superficial one? or one that loves you no matter how your body is shaped? and it shouldn't be about the guy's opinion, it's also about how YOU see yourself.
mistystarlight 0
you dont need to alter yourself to please others. and anywho a boob job is sometimes (not always) trashy. many guys will label you as easy because of this. the real thing is better in my opinion.
jem1991 0
5#...what do u mean they grow eventually?? they stop growing after adolescence!
toaster468 0
just take your sweatpants and LEAVE!
spn_fanboy14 12
When you have kids your boobs will become bigger plus they won't sag.
Svenji 0
A good boob job doesn't have to mean gallon jugs ... Get ones that fit your body, but only if you want ... It's only a body part ... If I could get any implant I wanted, I'd get bigger brains, but I can't ... Get what you can..
Peroxide 3
Don't do it, they don't even make a good flotation device.
ZiggyMorrison 0
I love me some small boobs :) as long as there proportionate to the rest of your body you should be fine like if your on the skinnier side you have nothing to worry about. look at supermodels for example no one is above a B
tayliarae 0
FYL for having a mother that would want to change the way her child looks and be worried about the superficial rather than what counts.
thuryn 2
Real boobs > fake boobs. Also, it's usually unnecessary surgery. There are so many things that can go wrong and it's expensive. Why waste money on something so needless? Good reason: You've had a mastectomy and want things to feel right again. Bad reason: Your cousin has new fake boobies. I think the sheer amount of male support you're getting here should prove the point. Ask for the money and give yourself a trip to Hawaii instead. :)
usnwife 18
I'm actually waiting to get a reduction, I've had several people say mine are too big (including my husband!) they really are though, I have back problems from them... Big boobs are NOT always good!!
regalarius 0
No more boob jobs! :-( So many girls are blessed with smaller boobs and then they go and have modern medicine ruin it! It's depressing!
Katzilla_dances 0
Small boobs are better! Trust me, I've got some. ;)