Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Hi uncle, I'm dad
Today, I found out I'm an uncle. Normally this would be great news, except I have spent the last 8 years thinking I was her father. FML
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
All in the family
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
Today, the paternity test came back. It's like I suspected all along; my "son" is actually my half-brother. FML
I get around
Today, I found out my 11 year-old's best friend, who is two months older than her, is also her sister. FML
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Today, on Maury…
Today, my husband of four years finally told me he has an eight-year-old son. FML
BREAKING NEWS
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Today, I saw my son. I didn't know I had a son. FML
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tinytimmy2 2
Jerry Jerry!!!
HollyoaksFan93 9
The OP is male so the kid isn't actually his it's his brother so his wife/girlfriend must have slept with his brother behind his back..
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xoxmeg26 0
so u slept with ur brother. not knowing he is ur brother. and got pregnant
pogostick_fml 2
Whoa, did I miss something? Since when were men able to get pregnant? And by other men?? Incredible.
gungun235 3
I say why not go get drunk go knock out your bro ten get laid but some hottie
Tanya33 1
Hot damn now THIS is an fml. Sorry man.
djlolo1129 0
I don't get that
Bruno_Mars_Fan 0
have a baby with your wife's/girlfriend's sister
moomoomeow2 7
Oh man, I'm sorry.
LilSideTwerk 0
you slept with your brother?
lamargus 0
how did you not know that!!!!!! you were obviously pregnant right!
VeilOfVelvet 0
I can't believe some people on here actually think you're the boy's mother and not his father, OP. Use common sense, people. Anyway, I'm really sorry about that. That's terrible. That must have caused you a lot of pain. I don't know what kind of wife and brother would do something like that.
DocBastard 40
Some? SOME??!
RaeRaeHeartBreak 3
I saw the same story on the Maury show; but it turned out that neither of the brothers were the father.