Today, I found out that my dad recently created a Facebook account for himself. So I friended him. He refuses to accept my friend request. He did, however, accept my sister's. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found my biological father, who I have never met, on facebook and decided to message him. He blocked me. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML
Today, my dad finally added me on Facebook, When I looked through his photos, I quickly noticed he'd heavily photoshopped the photos I'm in to make me look prettier. FML
Today, my father who left my family over 10 years ago and never contacted us or paid child support, poked me on Facebook. FML
Today, my elderly dad learned how to use Facebook. He now spends most of his time messaging me about his meals, his bowel movements and his foot fungus. He's now learning how to use Skype. FML
Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he wasn't on Facebook for the last two days. It turned out his father found out we were talking, and banned him from logging on. He's 19. FML
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
Today, after nearly three years of no contact whatsoever, I received a Facebook notification from my father. Eager to see what he said, I pulled it up only to see a game request. He had run out of lives on Candy Crush. FML
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Top comments
LoveTheBk 0
ahahha that's my dad right there because he's cheating on my step mom!!
JamieR1263 0
At least he doesn't create fake accounts to make it seem like he has a load of friends like my dad does...
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Comments (100)
PurpleNinjaStar 7
Wtf??? Why would you want to add your dad on fb?? All he'll do is get all in your business so he can dislike you more.
xlovelessx 0
haha favoritism! xD
delaney16 0
so ur still hos daughter
timk_fml 2
someone has a secret
Sinisin2010 0
LOL more then likely you aren't the favorite, but he could also not be adding you because he isn't sure what he would talk to you about on Facebook. Maybe he knows your sister better and has better conversation with her so he added her thinking it would carry over. How solid is your relationship with him versus your sister? I think that would tell you a lot more, rather then just assuming why he didn't friend you. Or heaven forbid you could always ask him. But, like everyone else, I would say you are better off not having parents as friends on the book of faces.
yakamush 0
OUCH. You must feel bad. Look on the bright side though, you don't want your dad looking through your your personal buisness.
stechly21 0
what a bummer! we know who his favorite is.
coltsluvr123 2
favoritism.. u think u got it bad? I have 6 older siblings, and I'm the youngest. I also have 7 nieces and nephews <not joking> and I'm splat in the middle. so don't worry my other siblings and their kids are favored more than I am
Brooke84 0
Awww my dad is a dbag too, I'm sorry :(
bradpit 0
just one thing, dont add your parents on facebook... thats just weird, they see what you are doing that moment and stuff just stupid