Today, I found out that my dad makes me wear dresses and skirts not because I look pretty in them, but because he was sick and tired of people asking him if I was a boy or a girl. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML
Today, one of my dad's work friends came over. As he was leaving, he complimented my dad on having three "strapping young boys." I informed him that I'm a girl, and I have a hormone imbalance that causes me to have a lot of hair and a deep voice. I guess my dress didn't give him a clue. FML
Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML
Today, my dad has apparently decided that it's too much of a bother to put clothes on when he gets out of bed. He's been walking around in his tighty-whiteys for hours now. FML
Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML
Today, while shopping, a few giggling girls came up to me and asked why I was wearing a dress in public. Highly confused, I didn't answer. When they walked away laughing, I realized they thought I was a man. I'm a woman. FML
Today, my dad finally told me why he never paid child support to my mom when he was supposed to for the last ten years. His reason? Because I'm a girl and I wasn't that important. FML
Today, while shopping, my dad asked me to walk further away from him, saying I was cramping his style in front of all the chicks there. FML
Today, my 16-year-old son convinced my 14-year-old daughter that she wasn't allowed to use the ladies bathroom at the shopping centre, because she wasn't wearing a dress like the girl on the sign. He told her girls in pants always used the other one. She believed him. This is my legacy. FML
Today, I asked my parents if the outfit I was wearing made me look fat. My mom looked at me and paused for a while; my dad said, "Honey, that outfit doesn't make you look fat. Your fat makes you look fat." FML
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jackiemoonthepro 5
lady gaga's writing fmls now?
DjeePee 25
Isn't it a little bit harsh to tell OP that she doesn't act like a girl, whilst you absolutely don't know her? And now I wonder, what is 'acting like a girl' actually? Talking about your period? Wear stilleto's? Constantly giggling? What if OP likes to be a tomboy? Or what if she just looks manly? I think she has the right to complain, it's obvious that she never knew she looked unisex, and I guess it's not nice to discover.
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Comments (160)
saagaru 0
if you are still being dressed by your father, arent you a bit young to be using FML...or are kids picking up on this way too fast?
TheDrifter 24
Or he's one of those parents that moderates his child's shopping, eliminating the need to decide what she wears on a day to day basis.
ninja_kid 0
it's ok Justin we understand.
lexi365 20
Bieber fever reached FML..... Oh shit!
Allymeme 3
well if you look like a guy, wearing dresses and skirts won't help. you'll just look like a cross dresser. you probably have a face like an ass.
vbmg152 19
That's just wrong!!
vbmg152 19
That's just mean!!
DalekScythe 0
lol! don't worry op, I'm a dude and many adults confuse for a girl cuz of my long hair! XD
sleepyN 0
get pregnant that will show em !!
Sub_Zero_is_God 13
that sucks
zuzupetalsYO 11
people ask the same thing about me. I tell them if you can't tell, it doesn't matter! it's nobodys business what gender you are.
PoisonousJoy 1
Your dad deserved it for hanging out with Prof. Oak.
BigOrca 2
be glad he ain't making u wear skirts and dresses because he is attracted to you.
theten_fml 9
I'm sorry to hear your dad is sick. I hope he gets better!