Today, I found out that my dad makes me wear dresses and skirts not because I look pretty in them, but because he was sick and tired of people asking him if I was a boy or a girl. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML
Today, one of my dad's work friends came over. As he was leaving, he complimented my dad on having three "strapping young boys." I informed him that I'm a girl, and I have a hormone imbalance that causes me to have a lot of hair and a deep voice. I guess my dress didn't give him a clue. FML
Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML
Today, my dad has apparently decided that it's too much of a bother to put clothes on when he gets out of bed. He's been walking around in his tighty-whiteys for hours now. FML
Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML
Today, while shopping, a few giggling girls came up to me and asked why I was wearing a dress in public. Highly confused, I didn't answer. When they walked away laughing, I realized they thought I was a man. I'm a woman. FML
Today, my dad finally told me why he never paid child support to my mom when he was supposed to for the last ten years. His reason? Because I'm a girl and I wasn't that important. FML
Today, while shopping, my dad asked me to walk further away from him, saying I was cramping his style in front of all the chicks there. FML
Today, my 16-year-old son convinced my 14-year-old daughter that she wasn't allowed to use the ladies bathroom at the shopping centre, because she wasn't wearing a dress like the girl on the sign. He told her girls in pants always used the other one. She believed him. This is my legacy. FML
Today, I asked my parents if the outfit I was wearing made me look fat. My mom looked at me and paused for a while; my dad said, "Honey, that outfit doesn't make you look fat. Your fat makes you look fat." FML
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jackiemoonthepro 5
lady gaga's writing fmls now?
DjeePee 25
Isn't it a little bit harsh to tell OP that she doesn't act like a girl, whilst you absolutely don't know her? And now I wonder, what is 'acting like a girl' actually? Talking about your period? Wear stilleto's? Constantly giggling? What if OP likes to be a tomboy? Or what if she just looks manly? I think she has the right to complain, it's obvious that she never knew she looked unisex, and I guess it's not nice to discover.
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Comments (160)
annasakki 0
your telling her to grow her hair so she looks like a girl? what about the boys out there who have long hair should we tell them to cut it so they look like men?
Martinelli 1
screw him! wear some ******* overalls and show him that you don't care what he and those other people have to say. forcing you to wear dresses, that's ridiculous. you're aloud to wear what you want.
CaptainAwesome2 0
Gaga, for the last time... Get off FML!
memphius 4
"you mam are the poster girl for birthcontrol" haha sry couldn't resist.
aFMLfann4life 0
ouch! I'm sorry :(
vicvic1997 0
Well if I was in your position I would walk up to the guy that keeps asking my dad every time he saw me if I was a guy or a girl I would walk up to him and tell him to say it to my face. But that's just me;-).
sunnyfaceshy 0
do u look like a boy I'm not being mean really fyl
lexi0413 1
ummm do u think u looked like a boy it's up to u not him it's you're life.just say I got my looks from u lol
jlperry31 10
omg. that's funny but rude unless ur a les, then I'd take the hint sweet heart. I got called sir, ma'am or whatever u are once when I was in a hick town of like 500 people. I have a skater hair cut and earrings. this was when I was 19, 14 years ago. so skater cuts were cool.
999pun999 0
you can thank justin bieber for pioneering the bishounen look!
kitsune3 20
Wrong. Bishounen means "attractive male." Beiber is FAR from attractive. Fail.