Today, I found out that my dad makes me wear dresses and skirts not because I look pretty in them, but because he was sick and tired of people asking him if I was a boy or a girl. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML
Today, one of my dad's work friends came over. As he was leaving, he complimented my dad on having three "strapping young boys." I informed him that I'm a girl, and I have a hormone imbalance that causes me to have a lot of hair and a deep voice. I guess my dress didn't give him a clue. FML
Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML
Today, my dad has apparently decided that it's too much of a bother to put clothes on when he gets out of bed. He's been walking around in his tighty-whiteys for hours now. FML
Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML
Today, while shopping, a few giggling girls came up to me and asked why I was wearing a dress in public. Highly confused, I didn't answer. When they walked away laughing, I realized they thought I was a man. I'm a woman. FML
Today, my dad finally told me why he never paid child support to my mom when he was supposed to for the last ten years. His reason? Because I'm a girl and I wasn't that important. FML
Today, while shopping, my dad asked me to walk further away from him, saying I was cramping his style in front of all the chicks there. FML
Today, my 16-year-old son convinced my 14-year-old daughter that she wasn't allowed to use the ladies bathroom at the shopping centre, because she wasn't wearing a dress like the girl on the sign. He told her girls in pants always used the other one. She believed him. This is my legacy. FML
Today, I asked my parents if the outfit I was wearing made me look fat. My mom looked at me and paused for a while; my dad said, "Honey, that outfit doesn't make you look fat. Your fat makes you look fat." FML
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jackiemoonthepro 5
lady gaga's writing fmls now?
DjeePee 25
Isn't it a little bit harsh to tell OP that she doesn't act like a girl, whilst you absolutely don't know her? And now I wonder, what is 'acting like a girl' actually? Talking about your period? Wear stilleto's? Constantly giggling? What if OP likes to be a tomboy? Or what if she just looks manly? I think she has the right to complain, it's obvious that she never knew she looked unisex, and I guess it's not nice to discover.
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Comments (160)
Helloiloveyou199_fml 0
aw... >.< I'm sorry OP
hottottie 0
ouch! but.. well, at least your dad is honest..
somewizdom 15
The first half of this fml sounded like your dad is going to jail.
Bobby64 29
Agreed: I was expecting something like, "So he can take peeks of my underwear" or something like that. 0_o Still, that sucks OP. Wear what you wanna wear.
lucidpattern 6
Woah, why is your dad moderating your wardrobe? That's majorly F'ed up in itself. Wear what you want, girl.
Staige40 0
do what makes you comfortable not what others want
lyssalee2 0
I agree. it sucks. when I was about 10 I used to be such a tomboy with really short hair and this girl randomly came up to me and asked if I was a boy or a girl. I ran and cried to my mom.
Xathanos 16
Some tomboys are cute. Just use this to your advantage to confuse some people, it's good fun >=D
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
really? so u'd wanna confuse people by pretending to be either a guy/girl?
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
ya look that manly huh? sucks to be you...
purpleluvr18 0
wow bitch
smh33 0
wow that sucks what's next he's going to have you dress like a **** so ppl won't say your not attractive
smexehXredhead0 0
Wow that sucks...