Today, my mother bitched me out for filing divorce papers against my abusive husband. According to her, it's a "slap in God's face". She's the one who's divorced two husbands so far because they weren't getting job promotions fast enough to support her hoarding habit. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered that my deceased mother, God rot her festering soul, wrote me and only me out of her will. All my other siblings are wealthy; I’m the only one in financial trouble after my divorce. And why did mom hate me so much? Because I’m divorced and God says divorce is bad. FML
Today, I had to break up a fistfight between my wife and mother. Apparently, my mom heard that I finally got the great paying job of my dreams, and told my wife I'd finally kick her "useless ass to the curb." We have to spend the holidays together. FML
Today, I had a double wedding with my sister. My mother, being as encouraging as she always is, told us that statistics say one of our marriages will end in divorce. She then explained she thinks it'll be mine because I'm "a self-absorbed bitch." FML
Today, I finally got a restraining order against my violent ex. My mom now keeps finding ways to tell me how shitty I am for breaking the "poor boy's" heart and how I didn't deserve him anyway. FML
Today, my daughter came over, furiously ranting that her husband had asked for a divorce. During the conversation, I asked what she did to make him happy. She glared at me and yelled, "It's not my job to make my husband happy!" I'm on her husband's side after that. FML
Today, I was called a "whore," a "demon," a "piece of shit," and a "disrespectful bitch." All of this happened because I wouldn't let my mother-in-law borrow my car. This is a woman with multiple speeding tickets. FML
Today, I informed my family of my plans to divorce my wife after catching her cheating on me twice. They bitched me out because I will not be able to survive financially or emotionally without her support. I'm a doctor. She's been unemployed for 2 straight years. FML
Today, my mom bitched me out and threatened to send me to a Bible camp, after catching me admiring a photo of a bikini model, which is apparently "immoral behavior." This is the same woman who cheated on my dad twice, justifying it by claiming the Devil tempted her. FML
Today, I found out that my husband, who I've just separated from, and my mother, who I don't speak to because she's crazy, have been bitching about me behind my back. FML
Today, my mother screamed at my boyfriend, calling him an "evil piece of self-centred trash". He's a sweet guy who does volunteer work for kids with learning difficulties. She's a bitter, passive-aggressive telemarketer who constantly harasses her own family with sales calls. FML
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Top comments
strokesie 23
At least you have a legitimate reason..
Roxanna1029 14
Wow... Did she forget about her ridiculous divorces or something?
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Comments (112)
strokesie 23
At least you have a legitimate reason..
herh1996 6
hypocritical bitch
bbambastic 16
Does anyone else hate it when you accidentally hit the udi button?
phoneYuNOlisten 16
13 is talking about OP's mother
jpest17 5
Well the only biblical grounds for divorce is sexual immorality.
Ziggyboo 10
56, back in those times, it would be totally normal to be abusive to your wife, since, after all, she was regarded as your property.
crisanba 18
And the family line continues
lbong25 3
Except she has a real reason to get a divorce and her mom didn't...
Roxanna1029 14
Wow... Did she forget about her ridiculous divorces or something?
shorty6823 28
She's not exactly the greatest role model when it comes to husbands. Just brush it off because, unlike her, you have a legitimate reason for divorce.
RealTalk0 7
Hypocrites..they're spreading.
CobraLazerFace 21
I know! He must have one hell of a blood line!
Twonty2 6
I can't stand hypocrites.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Everyone is a hypocrite to some degree, so you're being hypocritical saying you can't stand hypocrites. Helluva world we live in, eh?
Mossears133 15
46- Not necessarily. I know I can be a hypocrite, and I can't stand myself when it happens!
Wizardo 34
Sometimes just don't give a **** what anyone says, life gets better suddenly...
jesustitts 20
Good job getting out. Some people are too afraid to leave their abusive spouses. Your mom just needs to lay off.
MattOnFML 13
Why don you confront her about not only her two divorces (if it's a slap in gods face) and about their hoarding? FYL, but you should confront her hypocrisy
narkill 13
Ah Christians, such lovely,kind,caring people.
MattOnFML 13
Not all Christians are like this, for one, and this happens in many religions. Don't act like it dosent happen in Islam, or in Judaism. Btw I'm agnostic
LissaMccracken 23
Not all Christians are like that...
jasmine2301 25
Obviously you have no grammer,common sense,or,educational background about religion.
AppleJuiceBox 10
Christians aren't the only ones who believe there's a god, kiddo. Do your research before you attempt to point fingers.
Zomg_Okay 27
32 - If you're going to talk grammar, I'd suggest first learning to spell it correctly. Remembering to put spaces after your commas wouldn't hurt either. :)
jasmine2301 25
#38, I know, it was a joke. I was mocking #10.
ThedaRose 15
Who said she was a Christian?? I can't stand it when people just automatically assume a person is Christian when God is mentioned. They could be Catholic for all you know!
awkward_gothlady 32
My parents and several of my friends are Christians. And if I were in an abusive marriage and decided to get a divorce, I can't think of a single one who wouldn't support that decision.
TwinChapter 15
54: Catholicism is a branch of Christianity. If OP was a Catholic than 10 would be correct in referring to them as a Christian.
Siererrr 13
Yeah. Catholics are definitely Christians, sorry to break it to you.
lotusenta 14
#54, you do realize that Catholicism it's a form of Christianity, right?
B00K_L0V3R93 31
OP you are doing the right thing and never let anyone tell you otherwise. Ignore your Mum completely because she's an obvious hypocrite. Congrats Bella. You should never stay in an abusive relationship, I am so glad you are getting out.
B00K_L0V3R93 31
Catholicism is a branch of Christianity, therefore even if they were Catholic they would be Christian.
monnanon 14
61 and 65 i dare you to say that to a Catholic lol. the ones i know distance themselves from the other branches of Christianity.
Thatguy334 7
You do know that catholic is a brand of christianity
siggy_mcsigx 22
Though there are a lot of fundamental differences between Catholicism and Protestant Christianity.
horneyhic 15
Catholisim is the oldest form of Christianity then Eastern Orthodox then Protestantism and this is from a Catholic (non practicing) and the Catholic Church is still the biggest church in the world. Christanity simply mean that the central premise of your religion is Jesus Christ was Gods son and the worlds savior which Catholics do
isuckwithnames 22
Technically God is the Christian name for their ,and Judaistic and Muslim, deity
tanekdrachonae 19
Sounds like a whoreding issue to me.
addioty 19
I don't even know OP's mom yet I want to punch her in the uterus.
Krystal3408 32
Punny :3