Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 months has been faking his southern accent. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML
Bumpkin
Today, after two weeks visiting my boyfriend's family in rural Mississippi, we finally returned to civilization. Unfortunately, I pick up on accents really easily, and now I sound like a hick. My boyfriend thinks it's cute, but I hate it. FML
Today, after being together for 8 months, I learned that not only was my boyfriend a liar, but that he is also married, and has been for 4 years. FML
Can he fix it?
Today, I found out that when my boyfriend is drunk he pretends to be Bob the Builder. FML
Tell us more
Today, after five years of being with my boyfriend, I found out that he is apparently very xenophobic. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year decided to confess to me that almost everything he has told me in our relationship has been a lie. This includes telling me that he was single when we first met, telling me that he loved me, and telling me that I was beautiful. FML
Dealbreaker
Today, I was talking online to this guy, and everything was great. He then sent a voice message and his accent was a deal breaker. FML
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SamSJester 0
gotta love his commitment though
akiranozaki 0
Hey, gotta hand it to him for fooling you for two months.
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Comments (178)
MangeMoi_fml 0
If he fakes that, he could be faking or lying about alot of other things, in which case this IS an FML. But if not, get a life. This isnt internet worthy.
FruitSalad4225 0
Slug him for me, couldja? Don't screw with southerners.
African_diva 0
@Spiffy so I'm guessing ur from up north or something because everyone around the world has a diff accent. it defines who you are. there is no normal tone of voice.
lbdancing 2
This is actually a little hilarious. I mean, if you're going to fake an accent, I wouldn't think a Southern one would be the first choice.
xain1112 0
who the hell cares
Zehn_fml 0
To be fair to those Souther haters, whenever they try to imitate a "Southern" accent, they do sound retarded.
theonewithastory 0
how does this **** your life up in any way?
nsa42195 0
why does it matter? haha.
dzink 0
Living in the south most of my life, I've come to realize that when people try to fake a southern accent it sounds much worse than it really is. Even in the movies they don't get it right half the time. The ignorance of the rest of the country in regards to the south is absolutely laughable.
Liam_Vile 5
Your boyfriend doesn't have a southern accent. Sounds like an improvement in your life to me.