wooed
United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 months has been faking his southern accent. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML
Anonymous
Crowley, United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
other woman
Riverside, United States
Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML
I have all my teeth
Bumpkin
Today, after two weeks visiting my boyfriend's family in rural Mississippi, we finally returned to civilization. Unfortunately, I pick up on accents really easily, and now I sound like a hick. My boyfriend thinks it's cute, but I hate it. FML
Danny
Today, after being together for 8 months, I learned that not only was my boyfriend a liar, but that he is also married, and has been for 4 years. FML
Chelsy
Canberra, Australia
Can he fix it?
Today, I found out that when my boyfriend is drunk he pretends to be Bob the Builder. FML
Amber
Tell us more
Today, after five years of being with my boyfriend, I found out that he is apparently very xenophobic. FML
Wellthissucks
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
ART
United States
Today, my boyfriend of a year decided to confess to me that almost everything he has told me in our relationship has been a lie. This includes telling me that he was single when we first met, telling me that he loved me, and telling me that I was beautiful. FML
Anonymous
Multan, Pakistan
Dealbreaker
Today, I was talking online to this guy, and everything was great. He then sent a voice message and his accent was a deal breaker. FML
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SamSJester 0
gotta love his commitment though
akiranozaki 0
Hey, gotta hand it to him for fooling you for two months.
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NrthrnLghts 0
*Tries to find the "Who gives a shit?" button*
perdix 31
You should have been suspicious when he'd begin every sentence with "I say, boy, I say. . ." Did he ever say you were "as sharp as a sack of wet mice?" His irrational fear of Chicken Hawks should have really told you something was up. Now, go away, boy, you bother me.
choujiinator 0
I'm sorry but I lol'd pretty hard when I read this.
liteupthestage 0
Oh no the world is ending because your boyfriend doesn't have an accent. Really, get over it.
FoundManyLemons 0
@GreenRupee: "Seriously, why is sex so important? It's a nice feeling, that's all." WTF? Tell that to your next girl/boyfriend, see how long that romantic relationship lasts.
kuhyto 5
Geee what's up with the accents in the US. I like the fact that girls find me adorable and my friends say its really badass but get over it. I still can't figure out is this more shallow or the fact that the Facebook status is the most important sign of commitment.
gina_m491 0
your fml sucks
UnwantedIGuess 0
why is this an FML? If this is all you have to worry about then your life must be freakin wonderful.
kisseshugsdrugs 5
thats hilarious. how did you not realize for two months?
ChemiclyInsane 0
I would be happy if I were you.