Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 months has been faking his southern accent. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML
Bumpkin
Today, after two weeks visiting my boyfriend's family in rural Mississippi, we finally returned to civilization. Unfortunately, I pick up on accents really easily, and now I sound like a hick. My boyfriend thinks it's cute, but I hate it. FML
Today, after being together for 8 months, I learned that not only was my boyfriend a liar, but that he is also married, and has been for 4 years. FML
Can he fix it?
Today, I found out that when my boyfriend is drunk he pretends to be Bob the Builder. FML
Tell us more
Today, after five years of being with my boyfriend, I found out that he is apparently very xenophobic. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year decided to confess to me that almost everything he has told me in our relationship has been a lie. This includes telling me that he was single when we first met, telling me that he loved me, and telling me that I was beautiful. FML
Dealbreaker
Today, I was talking online to this guy, and everything was great. He then sent a voice message and his accent was a deal breaker. FML
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SamSJester 0
gotta love his commitment though
akiranozaki 0
Hey, gotta hand it to him for fooling you for two months.
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Comments (178)
jmaya429 0
I fail to see how this is an FML.
ipownyew234 0
M L I A
IMB916 0
why would u want to fake a hick accent..?
youEQUALtosser 0
How did this shit get through?
jikanganai 0
To the idiots saying this is not FML-worthy: I dated someone who turned out to be a pathological liar. It's when they feel compelled to lie about insignificant things that you should be worried.
neon_shoes 0
Hmm...that's...strange?
mbeaty3 0
Southern Accents ROCK! But then again...i AM from...Tennessee And a boy with a country accent is sexy to me...but like i said...Tennessee ( i also like guys with cowboy boots and large belt buckles HA! )
jenkitty 0
is his name Johnny Ankrom? I dated a guy who faked an Australian accent and turned out to be a compulsive liar. :S
casscmarin22 2
WHey my name is Cassandra and I am currently working with a guy named johnny ankrom. So far everything he's told me I've found out by research is a huge lie! He fakes the same Australian accent. He's 24 now. Could this be the same guy?? How did u find out he was lying? Please help...?
forevernever2013 2
About Johnny Ankrom. Where were you working at?? I was dating/engaged to him at this time! Orphan, model, tall, handsome, LIAR! Ugh! Just thinking about how I wasted time with him make me mad!
kmidorii 2
I dated this guy Johnny Ankrom back in 2011. Private message me if you want to talk. He should be put in jail.
sophie55 0
ha, maybe he thought it would impress you.. Guess are funny like that! lol
mylifecanbeshit 0
at least youve got a bf !