wooed
United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 months has been faking his southern accent. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML
Anonymous
Crowley, United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
other woman
Riverside, United States
Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML
I have all my teeth
Bumpkin
Today, after two weeks visiting my boyfriend's family in rural Mississippi, we finally returned to civilization. Unfortunately, I pick up on accents really easily, and now I sound like a hick. My boyfriend thinks it's cute, but I hate it. FML
Danny
Today, after being together for 8 months, I learned that not only was my boyfriend a liar, but that he is also married, and has been for 4 years. FML
Chelsy
Canberra, Australia
Can he fix it?
Today, I found out that when my boyfriend is drunk he pretends to be Bob the Builder. FML
Amber
Tell us more
Today, after five years of being with my boyfriend, I found out that he is apparently very xenophobic. FML
Wellthissucks
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
ART
United States
Today, my boyfriend of a year decided to confess to me that almost everything he has told me in our relationship has been a lie. This includes telling me that he was single when we first met, telling me that he loved me, and telling me that I was beautiful. FML
Anonymous
Multan, Pakistan
Dealbreaker
Today, I was talking online to this guy, and everything was great. He then sent a voice message and his accent was a deal breaker. FML
Top comments
SamSJester 0
gotta love his commitment though
akiranozaki 0
Hey, gotta hand it to him for fooling you for two months.
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Comments (178)
niswisk 3
ouch! thats heartbreaking in my opnion.
beca1987 0
that's kinda funny, not FML.
MRVOlivia 22
A guy has to either have or fake some kind of accent (preferably Japanese or British) to date me ;) I think it's cute and sweet :)
Ilikeurfmls 13
Whenver I get mad I speak in a canadian accent. I cant controll it!
Ilikepie82479 20
"Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry"
semajwerdna 3
@jenkitty I had the unfortunate experience of knowing Johnny and I know him very well. E-mail me if you'd like. [email protected]
Psycho_Babydoll 26
That sucks, but he may have his reasons... I'm English, but I speak with an American accent. This is because my only friends are American or Canadian and England barely feels like my home any more (I lived in France my whole life). I plan to move to the USA soon and start a new life there. Your bf could have had a perfectly good reason. Or he was just being an ass.
A7X2012 0
Ooooohhhhh nnnnnoooooo call the police the lunitic :O get a real problem
horselovingirl 6
Tell him to keep it up that accent is sexy;)
R0TMASTER 5
it too you 2 months
kkrazyangel 16
And what have YOU been faking?? :P