wooed
United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 months has been faking his southern accent. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML
Anonymous
Crowley, United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
other woman
Riverside, United States
Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML
I have all my teeth
Bumpkin
Today, after two weeks visiting my boyfriend's family in rural Mississippi, we finally returned to civilization. Unfortunately, I pick up on accents really easily, and now I sound like a hick. My boyfriend thinks it's cute, but I hate it. FML
Danny
Today, after being together for 8 months, I learned that not only was my boyfriend a liar, but that he is also married, and has been for 4 years. FML
Chelsy
Canberra, Australia
Can he fix it?
Today, I found out that when my boyfriend is drunk he pretends to be Bob the Builder. FML
Amber
Tell us more
Today, after five years of being with my boyfriend, I found out that he is apparently very xenophobic. FML
Wellthissucks
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
ART
United States
Today, my boyfriend of a year decided to confess to me that almost everything he has told me in our relationship has been a lie. This includes telling me that he was single when we first met, telling me that he loved me, and telling me that I was beautiful. FML
Anonymous
Multan, Pakistan
Dealbreaker
Today, I was talking online to this guy, and everything was great. He then sent a voice message and his accent was a deal breaker. FML
Top comments
SamSJester 0
gotta love his commitment though
akiranozaki 0
Hey, gotta hand it to him for fooling you for two months.
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thisisLAUREN 0
but aren't you happy it's over?
WonderXLois 0
I'm from Kentucky and my husband is from Alabama. His accent is damn sexy. If it were fake I'd die. Love accents. Except mine.
Scottz 0
Who the hell cares bitch
sandiiiiiii 0
why would he be doing that anyway
jamieisreallymad 0
I live in Florida and didn't even realize I had a southern accent. although mine is mixed with a New York accents because my dad is from Brooklyn and my mom is from Farmingville (Long Island)
forevernever2011 0
is his name Johnny Ankrom? I dated a guy who faked an Australian accent and turned out to be a compulsive liar. :S #103 - On 12/03/2009 at 10:37pm by jenkitty what would he say to you that you knew was lies?
herreraadriana12 0
what the heck is everyones problem with southern ppl? just cuz we tlk different dont mean we are all incest i mean seriously.... i grew up in the city and moved down south to west vriginia and i love it out here! rednecks are 10x better than u stupid city folk
lisha88 1
lol was it cute? tell him to keep doing it haha
skippyjj1 0
why would he try and fake the worst accent it just makes southerners sound like shit for brains apes
Khfan12 13
How is this an FML? I'd be happy he didn't really have that kind of voice, southern accents annoy me (I'm not some northerner trying to bash the south, I live in Alabama).