Today, I was talking online to this guy, and everything was great. He then sent a voice message and his accent was a deal breaker. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was texting a guy that one of my friends told me about. She gave me his number and told me about how he was deaf. Three hours into great conversation I forgot and asked him what his favorite music was. FML
Today, I had my first interview. Everything was going well until I made him repeat his name numerous times, as I couldn't understand what he was saying due to his thick accent. FML
Today, I called Pizza Hut to order a pizza. A voice recording was reading me their specials. The man had a horrible country accent so I began to make fun of it. Then I realized it was an actual person on the line. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 months has been faking his southern accent. FML
Today, I emotionally confessed my feelings to the guy I like. His English isn't that good, so he asked me to repeat myself several times. He ended up saying no. FML
Today, I tried to reach out to an old friend. He answered the phone sounding half-asleep, then suddenly switched to an outrageously fake and racist Indian accent, and started yelling nonsense down the phone once I said my name. Guess that bridge is burned, then. FML
Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML
Today, while on a vacation, I tried to step out of myself and flirt with this boy who I thought was cute. He was going along with it and nodding so I thought it was working. Then he opened his mouth and I realized he didn't speak English. FML
Today, I was chatting with an amazing guy online. He was perfect for me. After five hours he told me he loved me and I said it back. So than we decided to trade nudes. I sent mine. Within two seconds my niece calls, laughing her ass off, telling me how weird my birthmark is. FML
Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML
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Top comments
Anderling 33
Short of being entirely incomprehensible, I feel like you’re a little bit picky here.
carmo21449 8
kinda judgemental
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Comments (9)
Anderling 33
Short of being entirely incomprehensible, I feel like you’re a little bit picky here.
carmo21449 8
kinda judgemental
Brightside86 31
seems reasonable. I can't even understand deep southern accents.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Obviously not English, then. Those dudes get all the girls. Apparently.
Michelleg42 4
that's why you're alone 🤷🏼♀️ nitpicky
SirEnigM0nk 22
Definitely dodged a bullet. Why put up with the frustration of not being able to understand your prospective significant other?
kitten79TX 5
Why is an accent a deal breaker?
idragosani 17
Looks like he dodged a bullet of being stuck in a relationship with someone so judgemental
Baka Loli 10
Wow, what a sad and shallow person you are. Next thing you know, it'll be because of their eye color huh?