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Are you my new mommy?

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML

Better late than never

Today, it's been a year since the man I loved for more than a decade moved in with me. I felt so lucky at the time, only to suddenly notice more and more that he's a huge racist. Against MY race. Bye bye decades of my wasted time. FML

Today, after being together for 8 months, I learned that not only was my boyfriend a liar, but that he is also married, and has been for 4 years. FML

Today, I found out my boyfriend's parents consider me more of a clingy friend than a girlfriend. We have been together over 5 years. FML

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 months has been faking his southern accent. FML

Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML

Today, I found out that my new boyfriend is a "Men's Rights Activist". FML

Dealbreaker?

Today, I learned that my boyfriend of a year and half hit up another girl to hang out while we were six months into dating. He even shared photos with her from a day trip I was on. FML

All over the place

Today, I found out my boyfriend of 5 years cheated on me and now has a 4 year old, and as he’s told me, we should get married. FML

The movie of my life

Today, I learnt my boyfriend has just been using me for character development for the last 5 years. FML