wooed
United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 months has been faking his southern accent. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML
Anonymous
Crowley, United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
other woman
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I have all my teeth
Bumpkin
Today, after two weeks visiting my boyfriend's family in rural Mississippi, we finally returned to civilization. Unfortunately, I pick up on accents really easily, and now I sound like a hick. My boyfriend thinks it's cute, but I hate it. FML
Danny
Today, after being together for 8 months, I learned that not only was my boyfriend a liar, but that he is also married, and has been for 4 years. FML
Chelsy
Canberra, Australia
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Today, I found out that when my boyfriend is drunk he pretends to be Bob the Builder. FML
Amber
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Wellthissucks
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
ART
United States
Today, my boyfriend of a year decided to confess to me that almost everything he has told me in our relationship has been a lie. This includes telling me that he was single when we first met, telling me that he loved me, and telling me that I was beautiful. FML
Anonymous
Multan, Pakistan
Dealbreaker
Today, I was talking online to this guy, and everything was great. He then sent a voice message and his accent was a deal breaker. FML
Top comments
SamSJester 0
gotta love his commitment though
akiranozaki 0
Hey, gotta hand it to him for fooling you for two months.
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Comments (178)
agnijay 0
So?
AkalaB 0
Lamest fml ever.
sammichbitch 0
I remember moderating this and clicking "NO". This is not really an FML, your boyfriend is just kind of a douche.
the_stereotype 0
YDI if that's the only reason you were dating him. why do you even care, you're from massachussetts
scarletlily_fml 3
And...? Who TF cares.
xenomorph 0
I faked a Southern accent for about a month. My public image dropped by about 90%.
Molly151 0
pointless much
Bend_over 4
OP: Just starting off I'm from Georgia, and I can see how this is an FML, because how stupid you were to not realizing he was faking. Southern, and English accents are the easiest to detect, which ones are faking, even if you don't have that accent. But you gotta hand it to your (ex-?) boyfriend for keeping it up for that long, and not slipping. He'd probably started as a joke, but since you liked it so much he kept it or he wasn't going to stay with you that long.
allergic_2_broke 0
so???
kitty_karloso 0
Hey if your looking for a guy with a southern accent, mine is absolutely genuine.