wooed
United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 months has been faking his southern accent. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML
Anonymous
Crowley, United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
other woman
Riverside, United States
Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML
I have all my teeth
Bumpkin
Today, after two weeks visiting my boyfriend's family in rural Mississippi, we finally returned to civilization. Unfortunately, I pick up on accents really easily, and now I sound like a hick. My boyfriend thinks it's cute, but I hate it. FML
Danny
Today, after being together for 8 months, I learned that not only was my boyfriend a liar, but that he is also married, and has been for 4 years. FML
Chelsy
Canberra, Australia
Can he fix it?
Today, I found out that when my boyfriend is drunk he pretends to be Bob the Builder. FML
Amber
Tell us more
Today, after five years of being with my boyfriend, I found out that he is apparently very xenophobic. FML
Wellthissucks
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
ART
United States
Today, my boyfriend of a year decided to confess to me that almost everything he has told me in our relationship has been a lie. This includes telling me that he was single when we first met, telling me that he loved me, and telling me that I was beautiful. FML
Anonymous
Multan, Pakistan
Dealbreaker
Today, I was talking online to this guy, and everything was great. He then sent a voice message and his accent was a deal breaker. FML
Top comments
SamSJester 0
gotta love his commitment though
akiranozaki 0
Hey, gotta hand it to him for fooling you for two months.
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Comments (178)
plethora 3
... Why?
Fabby_fml 2
+5 points to him for being able to keep it up for that long, and YDI for overreacting.
revitbaby 0
honey toughen up!
crazyderrub 0
hahahahahahhaahhaaha, i'd laugh my head off if a guy did tht 2 me!
Azlin_22 0
This should be a MLIA not an FML!!
quantum_insanity 0
That's.... just weird. Why would someone do that?
KarelessKitten 0
if it's been 2 months, chances are u prolly slept w/ him. if his accent didn't even drop when he was in bed w/ u, that is some serious commitment. i would consider giving him a second chance.
plethora 3
Not everyone talks during sex.
your_face 15
Not everyone has sex in the first two months of their relationship, either.
KarelessKitten 0
but yeah, not really a fml. why see the bad in this? tell him to do a british accent. that's sexy. just incorporate it into your relationship. no biggie.
Flargon 0
haha y'all
guckylynn 19
I'd like to know why two months means she probably slept with him. my friend has been with her fiancé for three years ab hasn't slept with him. not everyone is willing to give that to a person so quickly.
bmach 0
Get real, this is 2009. Anyone who isn't religious isn't holding out for marriage.
GreenRupee 0
yeah, everyone's stupid. I'm in no religion, but i don't HAVE to have sex in a relationship. If she wants to wait, i'm okay with that. Seriously, why is sex so important? It's a nice feeling, that's all.
SeedlessMe 13
yeah- especially in the southern states... girl's get pregnant on the norm at age 12 down there!... nothing better to do ;-)
Alhan_fml 0
42, what a reassuring statement. Way to exemplify America.