Today, I found out that my boyfriend is afraid of female orgasms. Right as I was about to climax, he panicked, pulled out, and ran into the bathroom. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, I finally talked my boyfriend into going down on me. Everything went well until I came and instinctively gripped his head with my thighs. He panicked and we both rolled off of the bed crocodile-style. Now he's too scared to even have sex with me. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
Today, I had a panic attack because my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to choke me in the middle of sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML
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Top comments
kiran_fml 5
Wtf is he afraid of?? You're going to blow up on him or something?
josebaseball11 14
Get on top next time. It will make it harder for him run.
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Comments (128)
Jannettecooks 1
No... I like to be in a committed relationship before having sex.
porcelainvillian 0
He's gay.
Grimnirwher9 21
Tie him to the bed and ride him until you come.
wlddog 14
That just sounds awesome. I usually have to wait for my birthday for that.
j_cat187 20
Birthday sex is the best sex
kat2812 1
ugh. i accidentally thumbed this comment up. So, are you saying that one should only use the term boyfriend/girlfriend after they have slept together?? I am not saying that people who aren't together shouldn't ever (or don't) sleep together but come on... maybe its just me but i don't go around having sex with a bunch of different guys THEN decide which one i want to call my boyfriend. i think there is a word used to describe girls who do that...
Ivette88 7
Time to invest on a *****/vibrator
ncktyu 0
Take out the "A"
louielove19 4
Is that why the op's name is displeased? 0.o
Wtfeezy 5
Maybe your a squirrel and he doesn't like squirters
pagullarka 9
He's not afraid he's like me doesn't want end it too Quick!
MigraineurOfLife 15
What the hell? SMH