Today, I found out that my boyfriend is afraid of female orgasms. Right as I was about to climax, he panicked, pulled out, and ran into the bathroom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, I finally talked my boyfriend into going down on me. Everything went well until I came and instinctively gripped his head with my thighs. He panicked and we both rolled off of the bed crocodile-style. Now he's too scared to even have sex with me. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
Today, I had a panic attack because my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to choke me in the middle of sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML
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kiran_fml 5
Wtf is he afraid of?? You're going to blow up on him or something?
josebaseball11 14
Get on top next time. It will make it harder for him run.
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Comments (128)
AnimalLover1031 8
What is he a little kid?
Epikouros 32
Maybe it wasn't about your ******, OP. A more logical explanation would be that your boyfriend panicked about impregnating you. Was he using a condom?
betterNowThanLat 5
wow #53 that never crossed my mind. Smart thinking :)
joanniejore 7
Maybe he watched the horror film "Teeth".
kpop234 12
At least he can get you to that point... Sorry OP that sucks your bf needs to grow up
betterNowThanLat 5
exactly #58. some guys never get you to that point, and for some it can take hours.
lis12110 0
That just shows what a real man he is-___- I'm sorry for your luck
ComplexChris 3
SUCKA!
lovepandorasaver 11
You got yourself a manboychild
laurenmacias 0
Sex toys??
token_blackguy 18
Thank for sharing this op.
Aubrecy 6
I bet he is afraid of what's gonna come out of you when your ******.