Today, I found out that my boyfriend is afraid of female orgasms. Right as I was about to climax, he panicked, pulled out, and ran into the bathroom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, I finally talked my boyfriend into going down on me. Everything went well until I came and instinctively gripped his head with my thighs. He panicked and we both rolled off of the bed crocodile-style. Now he's too scared to even have sex with me. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
Today, I had a panic attack because my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to choke me in the middle of sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML
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kiran_fml 5
Wtf is he afraid of?? You're going to blow up on him or something?
josebaseball11 14
Get on top next time. It will make it harder for him run.
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Comments (128)
neuroticallyyour_fml 17
Is he maybe a little bit.. oh I don't know... gay? If he's not then that's one of the wackiest phobias I've ever heard of. I'd be interested pick his brain about that and see how it came about.
Farfalo 3
Or didn't. ;)
stevenJB 25
You don't deserve that name! Foamy would be displeased!!! Same for that comment
bunniex1 11
actually I think the wackiest phobia is fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of ur mouth, theirs an actual name fir it but I forgot it
The_Hitdude 12
Most phobias have a deeper psychological issue behind them. Maybe he walked in on his parents having sex, as his mom was climaxing? Hell, I've got nothin'.
mikeymayhem_87 15
Sounds like a possibility there
guy24 9
I was going to say the same thing. Or he could of had a wet-dream and when his girlfriend "climaxed" he blew up...
ButlerOfChaos 7
No woodsy owl don't touch my pee pee mmkay.
lynn0985 5
He's really gay, you just his cover up!!
perdix 31
Squirting videos can make guys go one of two ways: one group will be fascinated and try to get that response from their women, and the other will be scared shitless and run for the hills. The OP's bf is clearly in the latter group.
stevenJB 25
I love squirters and I hate ppl who think its piss. Dumbasses
Calyx_fml 22
It IS piss. There is no squirt bladder where all that liquid could come from otherwise. Doesn't mean it's not kinky though.
drawmyhearton_fml 3
The problem with squirters is that there IS a possibility that the girl just peed on you but Made you believe she's a squirter so she doesn't look stupid. And that thought makes me very insecure ._. And grossed out
bizarre_ftw 22
There are case studies proving there is a completely different chemical make up to the liquid that we squirt and urine
Pelreskovich 11
Moaning scares him. He cringes just thinking about it!
PugLife13 0
I won't be Afraid ????
Birdie_Sage 0
That sucks... You should leave him.
olpally 33
Because that's a rational excuse to leave someone... Smh
loserman67 36
He has probably watched too much **** and he believes that the orgasms he has seen on the screen are real. In that light, he is afraid that he can never make a woman, you in this case, scream and writhe about while you twist your face like a Filipino Contortionist. This deep seated fear makes him remove his phallus from you and run to an area where he feels safe, such as a bathroom, where he can lock the door. You must talk to him, ease him into the world of "the female ******" slowly and show him there is nothing to fear. Or you can dump him, buy a 24 volt vibrator and just go to town on yourself. $300 dollars please.
crimsonprodigy 15
Do you work as a psychologist?
stevenJB 25
No that's just an intelligent opinion. Sigh
ImDaBes 6
I think if he was worried he couldn't make her ****** he would have feared having sex with her in the first place. Not wait until she's about to have the ****** only to run away then.
abbynoelle 1
He's gay.
mangoqueen 8
I don't know what would be worse. Being with a man who's afraid of therm or being with a man convinced they don't exist.
bizarre_ftw 22
The non existent ones, you can build his tolerance and get there before him