Today, I tried to swallow a spoonful of cinnamon. I ended up vomiting chunks of burgers, all while bleeding from the nose and suffering throbbing testicles. I then had to clean it all up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after I finished dinner, I was getting ready to wash the dishes, but first I needed to take my vitamins. I accidentally gagged myself and puked in the kitchen sink of dirty dishes. I had to clean vomit and the dishes. I vomited my entire dinner. FML
Today, out of nowhere, I started violently choking on my own saliva and shat myself in the process. FML
Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe it with some Ramen, which helped for a while. Later on, I felt worse and threw up the soup. Noodles came out of my nose. FML
Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML
Today, I was eating chicken noodle soup for my lunch. It was perfect until the last bite when it went down the wrong pipe. Choking, I coughed up what I'd already eaten. In front of my coworkers, and all over myself. FML
Today, I coughed so much I threw up, then whilst recovering from throwing up, a fly flew into my mouth and I ate it. I then promptly threw up again. FML
Today, I learned a little lesson about consequences. Yesterday, I ate a quarter as a dare. Today, I tried to poop it out. It got stuck coming out. I had to go to the doctor and explain everything. FML
Today, I had a stomach virus. I tried to make myself throw up to feel better. My long nails sliced open my throat from the inside, and I threw up blood. FML
Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML
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Top comments
ebonyirony 29
Why would you add cinnamon? It's a spoonful of SUGAR that makes it go down. A spoonful of cinnamon brings it up.
ajeppsen 25
Ah... The cinnamon challenge. I feel you bro
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Comments (126)
ebonyirony 29
Why would you add cinnamon? It's a spoonful of SUGAR that makes it go down. A spoonful of cinnamon brings it up.
boydeee01 7
Cinnamon challenge. Look up shoenice22 on YouTube. He eats an entire bottle of it.
aaahhhfire21 0
Man I won 50 buck with the cinnamon challenge cause ppl thought it was impossible
Dylan94_fml 8
OP I think you were doing it wrong if it hurt your testicles, that didn't happen me when I did it xD
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
My friend did it with braces twice in a row haha. Didn't even cough. Have it all on video
CaptTeemo 10
Maybe some other stuff happened to him while he was doing it, like a quick nut tap and a punch in the stomach... But nobody is THAT mean right?
Grell_Chan 0
Yes
Angitia 8
He might be allergic to cinnamon... I know I am.
ShyAnn29 15
93, yes, for a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down, the medicine go dowwwn the medicine go down, just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down, in the most delightful way!
janelly16 7
Note to self: do the cinnamon challenge outside.
Bob343434 10
He was trying the cinnamon challenge
Cali_Girl_Jess 3
...or he's doing it wrong if he's shooting out "burgers" I hope they were bacon cheese burgers!:) 4 pages in and no one noticed it said burgers? I'm doubting myself, isn't it boogers people??
Cali_Girl_Jess 3
I read that wrong!:( ooops!
MissAmz 7
Cute. Xx ^_^
James_is_Mexican 25
How did he hurt his testicles?!
numbr1girl 9
Have you ever heard of the cinnamon challenge
numbr1girl 9
Actually it was probably the cinnamon challenge since it is so dry it can and most likely will make you cough which triggered him/her to throw up
beddington 7
Why??
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Op: Gee, this guy took the cinnamon challenge and choked. I betcha I won't! Ima boss! *chokes and throws up* I didn't think that would happen...
cosmosis 12
Because op wanted to produce his own burgers. Or maybe he finds pleasure in throbbing testicles and burning nostrils
SpottedZebra42 14
It's a rite of passage for moronic communities.
Dr0reos 8
wait...throbbing testicles?!?
KortneyDawn 0
V
ajeppsen 25
Ah... The cinnamon challenge. I feel you bro
a_purple_orange 4
You really do have to be challenged, to try this challenge.
guitarbeast 22
If your gonna do it, you have to commit like Daniel tosh who while he was doing it also did the salteline cracker challenge, and tried to break 100 cocoanuts in under a minute while on salvia
CaptTeemo 10
Some call it easy money... Others call it death
noto_fml 0
The only people that win that challenge are the lucky few who have the pleasure to witness the misfortune of the moron who accepted the challenge.
youjustmademelol 4
It's really unhealthy to do that and could cause lung and breathing problems. Your really dumb to try. Just one question though, is it on YouTube?
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
Ok, everyone go to YouTube and type in: glozell- cinamon challenge. Funniest shit ever
EricaGravalec 2
Hahah
Flags4life 4
Oh yeah the cinnamon change
alicette_fml 12
Hahah i saw that she eats the whole huuuge spoon :P
ohmandapants 17
Is it up on YouTube yet?
kelissa_fml 16
I'm confused. How come burgers came up?
lil_ham1644 29
That's what vomit is. Whatever you ate last
rhoyalstorm 12
Wow. Very smart...
luvscomplic8ed 6
ATTA BE!!
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Ima bee, ima bee, ima ima ima bee. *buzzes around*
ImTheAlpha 30
I'm a wasp I'm a wasp I'm a wasp *stings the bee and feeds it to my babies*
SqueakyChipmunk 22
************! No honey for you!
brent321 10
I hate the cinnamon challenge :/
rocketiquette 20
Well I dunno about you but I love watching stupid people suffer through their own fault.
JBMcC 7
I agree with 65.
Vega4628 2
I know right??
perdix 31
You stupid sheep! That story was all over the news about a month ago. Evidently, YouTube is cluttered with videos of idiots trying to swallow a tablespoon of cinnamon. So, not only are you a moron, you are an uncreative copycat. Don't just follow the memes -- YOLO ;)
melbournearsenal 18
Try the salt ice challenge !
xxbobbyfinxx 0
A month ago? This shit has been dead a while. Also, how does the cinnamon challenge have anything to do with memes? Yolo? God lol. Anyways cinnamon challenge is hard, I feel the pain, buy YDI OP. You should know not many can do it.
reddudeover 2
27 - Look up meme PLEASE! Secondly you must be new here, let me be the first to introduce you to perdix. Sir perdix.
iStrukk 7
27- never never NEVER back talk perdix
alycion 39
Best video if that is the woman who had her dentures go flying out.
instnt1nfction 17
There are different types of memes, there are templates with text on them, and there are those ones above.
MikeMikeTheAzn 3
NO! I did it to myself and it was the worst shit ever. Your tissue freezes and if you don't take care of it you have to get surgery to remove the dead tissue. DON'T ANYONE DO IT
goliatron 9
"YOLO?" STFU.
skyttlz 32
The cinnamon challenge. I was thinking of trying but I'm glad I didn't.
ruledbysheep 0
Ydi for doing the cinnamon challenge. By the way if that was bad, don't even try the salt and ice challenge
MsMeiriona 2
Salt and ice? You mean giving yourself a chemical burn? In the days when I self injured, salt and ice was one of the methods I couldn't really get into. Finally worked my way down to hair plucking, sharper jolt.