Today, I found out that my best friend's mom doesn't wear pyjamas when I got up to go get a glass of water in the middle of the night, at the same time she did. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, my mom and I rented a hotel room. She decided to go to bed, while I watched MythBusters. Apparently, my mom got hot while she slept. She threw the covers off of herself and pulled up her night-gown. I turned to find out that my mother does not wear underwear when she sleeps. FML
Today, my best friend promised me that she'd be there after a rough night the night before. Hours later, I did some digging and found out that she went ahead and called another group of friends behind my back, and then told me to stop being a baby when I figured it out. FML
Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night. I didn't think much of it, until I remembered that I went to bed without any clothes on last night. FML
Today, I woke up only to find my half-naked drunk mother in my living room, talking in her sleep about how much she hates me. She still doesn't see what's wrong with this picture. FML
Today, I had to take care of my best friend while she was drunk. This meant changing her pee-soaked sheets, making her take a bath to get all the baby powder off, and making her put clothes on as she tried to run out the house naked. FML
Today, I woke up to my drunk mom trying to pee in the dresser drawer of our hotel, with my clothes in it. I woke up right in time to yell at her. Pants down and all. She started denying there were even clothes in there. FML
Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend doesn't wash her hands after going to the bathroom, even if she changes her pad. I then remembered all the times she's handed food to me, and teased me when I tried to wash my hands first. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
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FFML_314 12
Why don't you tell us what happened afterwards....
SirSantpoort 0
It might be a MILF?
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Comments (184)
alexxss_fml 10
it's ok. u two are girls anyways. but very akward.
mahimalil 0
did she look ok ???? that's weird really weird she might have had it with your friends dad.
skinnybinnybitch 0
umm hunn my mom comes out in the middle of the night naked...ur friends mom was gettin some from ur friends dad!! oh yeah hahah
dtang 0
mmm a yummy milf! eat her Out and give her anal!
samuelmartin 0
this is my be- er i mean worst nightmare when i hang out with friends...
joshsgirlfriendd 0
awkward much? & uber gross.
Jester7 0
was she hot?
why_did_i_say_so 0
MILF!!
apexequalsclimax 0
that's no fml
Joshbnuss 0
Get it