Today, I found out that my best friend's mom doesn't wear pyjamas when I got up to go get a glass of water in the middle of the night, at the same time she did. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, my mom and I rented a hotel room. She decided to go to bed, while I watched MythBusters. Apparently, my mom got hot while she slept. She threw the covers off of herself and pulled up her night-gown. I turned to find out that my mother does not wear underwear when she sleeps. FML
Today, my best friend promised me that she'd be there after a rough night the night before. Hours later, I did some digging and found out that she went ahead and called another group of friends behind my back, and then told me to stop being a baby when I figured it out. FML
Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night. I didn't think much of it, until I remembered that I went to bed without any clothes on last night. FML
Today, I woke up only to find my half-naked drunk mother in my living room, talking in her sleep about how much she hates me. She still doesn't see what's wrong with this picture. FML
Today, I had to take care of my best friend while she was drunk. This meant changing her pee-soaked sheets, making her take a bath to get all the baby powder off, and making her put clothes on as she tried to run out the house naked. FML
Today, I woke up to my drunk mom trying to pee in the dresser drawer of our hotel, with my clothes in it. I woke up right in time to yell at her. Pants down and all. She started denying there were even clothes in there. FML
Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend doesn't wash her hands after going to the bathroom, even if she changes her pad. I then remembered all the times she's handed food to me, and teased me when I tried to wash my hands first. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
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FFML_314 12
Why don't you tell us what happened afterwards....
SirSantpoort 0
It might be a MILF?
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Comments (184)
ANTLink19 4
Wait, this is a few guys fantasy's. Why all the negative remarks? Was she Hott? Did you want it?.... Did she? Details!!!!
FFML_314 12
OP is a girl.
Dudeitsnuri 0
you ever heard of lesbian **** ??
Biancaisbizarre 0
Her friend's mom wasn't a MILF, or she's straight. Otherwise, it wouldn't be a FML.
iltby 3
Oh seriously, get over it.
shadowrobot 2
33 really
wacky950 0
ya really
redbluegreen 41
Your best friend's mom and I have that in common. Who even wears clothes anymore?
FFML_314 12
We don't, but that's because you can't wear clothes when you're pillow fighting and eating chocolate covered strawberries.
redbluegreen 41
Wearing clothes is just off-limits. I mean, that's just, like, the Rules of Feminism!
FFML_314 12
Agreed. How are we supposed to make art?
nadia716 3
this made me laugh :]
jinxthejinx 0
This thread reminds me of my booby-painting party last week… Imagine canvases covered with booby & nippie prints. Heh.
CloudEnvy 17
..I'll be in my bunk.
Sleekhope 0
Ahaaahaaawkward.
nekkid_dude 0
Pajamas are so uncomfortable to sleep in. Sleeping naked is soooo comfy. Everyone should sleep naked. If it's cold just use more blankets. Bravo to OP's friend's mom.
brittanystrachan 0
okay I get Wat u say but if you leave your room get some clothes!
redbull33_fml 0
EEEWWWW!!!!!!! Fyl!
nikkired 0
Hope you enjoyed the view, nothing wrong with looking at other women.
DidHeJustSayThat 0
ok? so for one. it was a female not like her dad or grandfather was there. for two how bad could it be? give it 20 to 30 years and your gonna look like that to. but I suppose fyl for seeing the future -.-
perdix 31
This story was getting really hot until I read that the OP was a girl. It seems there are no more Underpaid Babysitter stories anymore and the Indeterminate Gender ones are much less frequent. May I now suggest a BFD category for FMLs that none of us really give a shit about?
ROFLFail 0
if u dont give a shit about an FML, then why did u comment on it?
FFML_314 12
If you don't give a shit about his comment, then why did you reply to it?
coco_MOO 0
lol, #70 gets a "ROFLFail"
Zebidee 9
How on earth did that stop it being hot?