Today, I found out that instead of being stationed in Afghanistan, my husband of 9 years has been "stationed" at his other girlfriend's house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that my husband is getting deployed for we don’t know how long, and I’ll be left all alone, in a different country far away from home. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my husband was trying to cheat on me while I was away at basic training. I signed up for the service to pay off his debt. FML
Today, I found out that after working in the same office for five years, I now work with three of my husband's ex-girlfriends. FML
Today, I called my husband, who is currently stationed in Japan, to see how he was doing. According to his girlfriend, he's doing fine. FML
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé is going to be deployed on our wedding day. FML
Today, I found out that my husband asked out another woman on a date five days before our 11th anniversary. FML
Today, I'm seven months into a twelve month deployment. I called my fiancée, and she dumped me. The worst part is that two days ago, I re-enlisted to go to a unit an hour away from her house. FML
Today, my husband came home from work in a bad mood. Why? He found out that a certain female coworker of his isn't single anymore. FML
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SunnyUserName123 5
Staton your foot in his ass.
miz66independent 1
Black **** down?
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Comments (315)
corleon198425 22
Everyone rages on the husband but 75% of military wife's are cheering *****
ThePieGuy0817 29
I think it's time to get in contact with his other girlfriend, and together, "station" him in a homeless shelter, if you catch my meaning.
The_Nuke 31
I don't understand how he would be able to get away with this... If he was on deployment he would have to be gone for months, and the most I've ever heard being allowed for leave is one month at time. (At least without losing special pays/bonuses) Also, if he were over at this other womans' house for that long I'm sure his superiors would notice and list him as AWOL which is pretty serious and if continued for long enough is considered desertion.
XxQuartersxX 14
Awwwe :( Thats awful. Im so sorry
The_9th_Doctor 18
cut off the bastards balls
cupcakeb15 9
Wow. OP, I'm so sorry thats happened to you. But it also means that you're so much better without him, because he obviously doesn't feel the same way. Wow, i sound like a bitch.
soFREAKED 13
that is shitty as **** man.....
MissSarcasm01 18
It's time to get a new husband. And a new kitchen set because if the FBI finds out that you have a knife missing, they'll become suspicious.
fantasyworld 39
Chop off his balls.
sw33tt 14
Think about all the trouble he can get into....